Volleyball is gay [Hakyuu OneShots]

Asanoya

(A.N. soooooo this is going to be a personality switch between the two (I feel like I've been starting all of my Authors notes with 'so') so enjoy)

God [POV]

Practice hadn't started yet but almost everyone was there by now all excluding Asahi, Noya and Tanaka.

"Where are those three they're going to be late if they don't get here soon" Suga pointed out tossing the ball to Hinata

"That's their own fault if they're late" Daichi scolded with a sigh

"Doesn't Asahi get here at the last minute every day though?" Hinata asked almost getting hit in the face with the ball again

"Don't worry about that Hinata he just does that so he can decide whether or not he has the confidence to show up or not" Daichi explained with a laugh "You know how little confidence he has"

"Yeah but if he gets here early then he wont have time to over think it because he'll already be here" He exclaimed hitting the ball back to Suga

"Why don't you tell that to him when he gets here" Suga suggested

"You could try telling him Hinata but I doubt he'll understand what he means" Daichi explained going into the back room "Kageyama come help me out with these" he called

"Kay" Kageyama called running over to help Daichi carry the poles to their places

"What about Noya and Tanaka are they usually late?" Hinata asked

"Not really, sometimes they're late like everyone but not usually so it's still not really anything to worry about" Suga caught the ball stuffing it under his armpits "Come on let's help set up while we wait for everyone else"

"Yeah" Hinata nodded following Suga into the back room

"You too Tsukishima, Yamaguchi" Suga peeked his head out of the doorway looking at Tsukishima and Yamaguchi who were sitting on the ledge of the stage

"Ugh fine" Tsukishima stood up stretching his arms above his head before coming over to help.  When the court was set up Asahi, Noya and Tanaka still haven't arrived

"It's possible they're sick today?" Suga asked nervously scratching at the back of his neck

"All three of them at the same time?" Daichi asked raising one eyebrow Suga opened his mouth to answer but then Tanaka threw open the gym door panting 

"You're late" Daichi scolded

"Where were you?" Suga asked crossing his arms in front of his chest (A.N. I low key forgot that Suga was a boy and had to stop to contemplate my life choices for a while, Suga is such a mom friend that I forgot he was a boy) "And do you know where Noya and Asahi are?" Tanaka doubled over leaning his arms on his knees gasping for breath.

"Careful there don't want you to pop a lung" Tsukishima snickered

"Call the doctor...., or the exorcist....., or someone" Tanaka exclaimed

"What why?  What's wrong?" Suga asked quickly

"Asahi and....., Noya...," he started 

"What's wrong with them?" Daichi asked starting to get concerned but before Tanaka could explain anymore the door swung open slowly and Noya and Asahi walked in.  Asahi came in first followed by Noya who seemed to be hiding behind his legs

"Sorry we're late!" Asahi shouted bowing his head

"Where were you three and why are you late?" Daichi scolded crossing his arms in front of his chest Asahi just shrugged looking back at Noya smiling brightly