Volleyball is gay [Hakyuu OneShots]

KuroKen

(A.N. so yeah I bet you didn't expect a KuroKen did ya? well I just happened to have an idea while I was talking to myself in the shower (Yes I talk to myself) but that's not the point I had an idea for a KuroKen so enjoy)

Kuroo [POV]

I hummed to myself as I walked down the street swinging my hands at my sides obnoxiously

"I'm off to go see Kenma-san because I am a good friend~" I sang to myself 

"I've got to get him out of bed
and make sure he hasn't gone brain dead
Because that's very possible
Cause all he does is play video games
Inside alone all day" I laughed at my little song and decided to continue it

"And since his mom's not home on Sunday's
I'll make him breakfast too
Because he has no Self preserving habits
and if I let him starve
That would be very bad" I continued humming to myself as I crossed the street getting a few questionable looks from people walking by

"Because Kenma is our setter
And Yaku would get really mad" I laughed again to my little song stuffing my hands in my pocket

"So I'm off to see Kenma
The wonderful Kenma of...,
Nekoma
I'll make sure that he's alive
And annoy him as well" I got to Kenma's house and walked up the pathway but turned going in the backyard where his window looked out to

"I'll climb up through his window
Because he never answers the door
I annoy him when I do this" I grabbed the lowest branch of the tree that was by his window

"So I climb up the tree," I sat on the branch that was closest to his window

"And knock on his window
Twice to let him know
That I am coming in" I tapped twice on his window a smirk crossing my face

"Kenma tells me not to do this
A million times over
But I do not care" I sat on the branch waiting for Kenma to acknowledge my presence 

"And I've only had the police called
three to four times" Kenma threw his pillow at the window my smile grew wider as I leaned in grabbing the edge of the windowsill

"And so Kenma throws his pillow
And I open up the window" With a huff I slid the window up and climbed in

"Kenma I'm coming in" I announced as I stepped inside

"Kuroo how many times do I have to tell you to use the door" Kenma scolded not looking up from his computer.  He was sitting at his desk his knees to his chest on his chair, he usually was leaning on his pillow in his lap but he threw that at the window.

"You never answer the door though" I explained sitting down on his bed

"That's because you always climb in my window" he responded bluntly

"Well I climb in the window cause you don't answer the door" I crossed my arms in front of my chest "Have you ate breakfast yet?"

"No" 

"I'm gonna make you breakfast" I announced standing up

"mm" he hummed in response as I left his room going downstairs to the kitchen, I had done this dozens of times before on almost every Sunday I come over to Kenma's house and make him breakfast because he wont eat otherwise.  I opened the fridge taking three eggs and putting them in my sweatshirt pocket (A.N. I actually do this when my mom has me crack eggs, I put them in my pockets XD) I walked over to the oven and grabbed a pan which was hanging on the wall, I turned on the stove and put the pan over the flame.  I put a chunk of butter in the pan and grabbed a spatula from the drawer.  While that melted I went over to the fridge taking out the cheese, I looked around for the ham his mother always bought packs of chopped up ham to make omelets.  I moved the carton of milk and found the package.  I dropped it on the counter next to the cheese.  I knew how Kenma liked his omelets I always made them for him.