Desleep One-Shots

Jail

A.N. This is a Human AU

"Well, this is a nice change of scenery"

"It's a Prison cell"

"I was being sarcastic", Remy said turning towards his friend.

Deceit sighed and put his face in his hands. Neither of them could remember what happened last night. He assumed it was Remy's fault.

Remy assumed it was Deceit's. Honestly, he couldn't care less what happened, he just wanted out of there. 

After waiting, like, five minutes, Deceit stood up and yelled through the bars that he wanted his phone call. A police officer soon came and walked him to an office to make the call from. Knowing that he needed to talk to someone smart, he immediately dialed Logan's number.

The phone rang. Once.

Twice.

Three times.

Logan then picked up. "Hello?"

"Logan, this is Deceit. Remy and I are in some jail. We don't know how we got here or what we did, but will you come bail us out?"

"Yeah. Where's the jail?"

Deceit repeated this question to the officer and then answered Logan, "Las Vegas"

"Nevada?"

"Do you know any other Las Vegas?"

"How did you get from Florida to Las Vegas in a night?"

"We didn't. We we're on our way to Comic Con. Did Roman not tell you? I told him to tell you"

"No he didn't. Alright I'll be there as soon as I can"

"Thanks Lo"

"You owe me one"

"I know", Deceit said hanging up and then allowed the officer to lead him back to cell. When they got back, he asked her what they were there for.
She smiled at him, "You two caused quite a ruckus last night. Haven't seen anyone as drunk as you two got. And I work in Vegas. Just some advice for y'all, don't get drunk and make out in front of the slot machines"

Remy smirked to himself and Deceit looked extremely confused. Seeing that the other couldn't find their, metaphorical, footing, Remy spoke up, "So we're in here for kissing?"

"No, you're in here for causing a scene with another person. He told y'all that you were going to Hell, and you", She said pointing at Deceit, "Broke his nose and then smashed a bottle of alcohol on his head. This caused more fighting"

Deceit sat down, "I did that?"

"Yeah and I don't blame you. Would've done the same. My little girl is married to her best friend, another female, and I would do anything for my kids. I almost didn't lock y'all up, but the laws the law", with that she walked away

Remy smiled at her as she walked away, and then turned towards the Deceit, "Making out? I didn't know you liked me"

Deceit pretended not to hear him.

Remy walked over and sat next to him, "Deceit?"

"Yes?", He said looking up at the other man.

At that moment, 9:23 a.m., in a jail cell in Las Vegas, Remy kissed him. It was possibly their only sober kiss to date, and it was wonderful. They spent the rest of their time in that cell just enjoying the other's company.

That's how Logan found them, locked in a passionate embrace.

A.N. Thanks for reading. If you have any prompts or ideas you'd want me to write let me know!