Desleep One-Shots

Random Remy

A.N. I feel like garbage, and my brain's in a fritz, but let's go!

It was a normal day in Thomas' brain . The sides were hanging out in the imagination. That's when Virgil started in.

No one knows exactly what happened, but he started to breathe heavy. It was obvious that it was panic attack and before anyone could do anything, he was saying things. Not very nice things.

In his daze, he began to insult Roman and Deceit, the two that had wronged him. Of course, they made up for it, but anxiety is weird.

I won't go into details on what was said, but the two sides left, tired of the assault.

Logan went to talk to Roman, and Remy went to find Deceit. Patton stayed to calm Virgil down.

The highly caffeinated (Man, I need some) side, walked into Deceit's room. "Dee?", He called. He saw the smaller side curled up on the couch.

He walked over and sat next to him. The snake-faced side, quite literally, crawled into his boyfriend's lap, clinging onto him. Remy began to comfort him. It was odd due to Deceit's, not lack of, but small amounts of emotions other than anger.

Suddenly a strange idea popped into Remy's head. "In Turkey, during the 16th and 17th century, anyone caught drinking coffee was put to death"

"What?"

"Just a weird fact I know"

Deceit decided not to question it any further and everything was quiet again. He had calmed down at this point, but was just so comfortable that he didn't want to move.

They sat like that for about ten minutes until, "There's a bar in London that sales vaporized vodka. It's inhaled instead of sipped".

Deceit looked up at his boyfriend, "Okay?"

Remy shrugged and everything went silent. This lasted for about ten minutes before, "On average people fear spiders more than death"

"Are you feeling okay?"

"Yeah"

"Then why are you spouting out random facts?"

"Did make you forget?"

"Forget what?"

"Exactly"

The afternoon pretty much continued like this.

Word Count: 341

It sucks, it's short, leave me be.