A Mess

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JY: why is your belly so big, Sana?!

SN: bec-

NY: TZUYU HAS A FUCKING DICK?!?!

SN:

SN: NO, I-

JH: YOU'RE PREGNANT??!?!!

SN: LET ME SPE-

CY, walking into the kitchen with Dahyun: i heard that Sana unnie is pregnant!

DH: we should have a baby shower!

JH: no.

NY: OKAY BUT DOES TZUYU HAVE A DICK OR NOT?!

SN, screaming: I AM NOT PREGNANT AND TZUYU DOES NOT HAVE A DICK!! I JUST GAINED A WHOLE LOT OF SHITTY POUNDS BECAUSE OF FOOD.

JY: how do you know she doesn't have a dick?

JY: and it's only your stomach.

NY:

NY: Tzuyu has a fucking dick, I called it.

TZ: i-

JH: if theres a baby in there, ready to be born- PLUS Y'ALL FUCKING- y'all better get the hell out of my house. amen.

TZ:

MN: i just came to eat and have a peaceful time...

MM: [chewing noises]

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