Mass Effect X CIS crossover.
After leaving the planet and settling on the moon, humanity was finally able to leave the planet. From there they colonize the planets of the solar system, but then they were met by the Geonosians, somehow negotiations w...
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"WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS"
No ones pov.
"I DO NOT LOOK LIKE THAT." Yelled Zack Pain. "I DO NOT LOOK THAT STUPID, ALSO I DO NOT NEED MY HAT THAT TALL TO REACH JAUNES HEAD, I AM AS TALL AS HIM." He continued yelling at the new promotion ad for the CIS navy.
"UH SIR...maybe you should..." A B1 one came up...before be decapitated by his metal arm.
" I mean seriously, WHEN I FIND THAT SON OF A BITCH MAA DOCHI, I WILL SKIN HIM FOR THIS, THE PALE ASSHOLE." He said, until he took a breath and sat down. He grabbed a the closes bottle he could find and chugged it. He leaned back and just sat.
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"Okay Im good now." He spoke, before looking backdown at the droid he just destroyed. "Oh a can someone fix him up." He pointed to the destroyed b1.
"Rogger Rogger Sir." 2 B1s came up and picked up the broken droid.
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"Wait why is Jaunes face red anyway." He said.
Time skip
After his...anger management. Zack pain sat back down in his command seat onboard the Lucrehulk known as Vengance.The 20 year old admiral was busy reading his list stored on his computer of all the different things his commanders wanted him to do...which is to say the same thing AGAIN. Make sure the traders arrive on time, have the droids do security checks, which they already do, have the droids automatically check the systems again, have the droids do this, have the droids do that, make sure of this, make sure of that, DROIDS DO THIS DROIDS DO THAT FOR THE LAST 3 FUCKING YEARS.
If it wasn't for the cis allowing a huge amount of free time so that Admiral and other high ranking organics can play strategy games involving war to train themselves and train other want to be recruits for the future....he guess, otherwise he would go nuts with all of this no new stuff happening. He knew it was suppose to be a good thing but when ABSOLUTELY nothing new happens for 10 years you get a bit bored.. Plus with the vote around HE might just be bored enough to forget it and not vote. Hopefully not.
Oh right, might want to catch you up on all this. Ahem...Well you see, Around 2040 humanity met the geonosians, A bug looking alien race that accidentally crashed on there planet. During the forth of july In America, do to a crazy rich guy in 2039 launched a rocket into space on july 4 and set it to explode in 2040, because why the fuck not. However this caused a geonosians ship nearby studying the system to crash in a trailer park after it got hit by the rocket somehow, where a nice and probably drunk community took them in. Humanities first contact gentlemen did you expect anything less stupid.
