Imagine:
Princeton ran through the water coming up on shore while he held a jellyfish chasing you.
Princeton: LOOK! It's so cute! I think I'm gonna name him Jodi from the movie Baby Boy! :)
You: PRINCETON GET TF AWAY FROM ME!
Princeton: *Dori voice* I shall name him squishy and he shall be my squishy.
Princeton galloped up to you after you tripped over your feet running. He bent over and dangled the tentacles above your face.
Princeton: *shakes jellyfish* Just keep swimming little squishy!
You: How has that thing not stung you yet?!
Princeton: Because Im a boss bit-
Before Prince could finish his sentence, one of the jellyfishes tentacles hi-fived Princetons finger. You looked up and saw him crying and screaming.
Princeton: GET IT OFF!! WALTER?!!?!!
You: LMAO! Squishy is NOW the boss bit-
Princeton: *drops jellyfish on your face* o-o damn..
As you laid there screaming with the sensation of electricity zapping through your face, Princeton slowly picked up his sand bucket and dumped a pile of sand onto your body one by one until you were buried up to your chest. He then grabbed his beach towel, bucket, umbrella, shovel, sunblock, tanning oil, lennon glasses....and left.
Princeton: Call me when the swelling goes down ;)
