Boy: "Hey! That's pretty good!"
Girl: "Wha-! No one asked you! !!!!!"
[Verse 1: Static-P]
I've got myself just a little bit of love
That I wanna spend on you
But baby, I'll never get that chance
To dance that romance with you
Oh, No, cause
You're always hittin', (HIYAH!)
And kickin' (HUGH)
And putting me down. [giggle]
I hope you don't mean what you say
[Static-P & Amree] But I keep seeing you stickin' around
[Static-P & Amree] Like you/I can't get enough
[Static-P & Amree] So I stay and I wonder
[Static-P & Amree] How my hand would feel
[Static-P & Amree] intertwined with yours
As of now though
Girl: "What are you doing?"
Nothing but closed doors
[Chorus 1: Static-P]
My girl's a Dere
Just saying hi gets me a punch in the face
And if I should compliment her, she starts to chase
Girl: "Hey! That was a direct attack!"
Oh, no! The wild cat found my hiding place!
Girl: "Stupid Octopus! Take it back!"
Boy: (laughs) "So, uh, how am I an octopus?"
Girl: "How am I a cat!?"
Boy: "Well-uh. Cats are cute!"
Girl: "Go away!"
[Middle-Eight 1: Static-P & Amree]
Can we get along? You're so headstrong
There's no way, go away, now so long!
Just talk to me and you will see
That's not fair, using flair you dummy
[Verse 2: Amree]
I've got myself just a little bit of love
That I wanna spend on NOT you
Cuz baby, I'm afraid you'll say
That it's not okay with you
Oh, Oh, cuz
You're always laughin', [chuckle]
And jokin'; [boop]
You look like a clown
Boy: "I do."
And I wonder what you would think
If I let my pride down, let it sink
Could we hold hands, kiss?
Live our lives in gentle bliss?
Boy: "We could."
Girl: "Ah! I'm not talking about you!"
You're not my Prince in this
[Chorus 2: Amree]
I'm not a Dere
A Tsun-Tsundere
I have a jello heart, I'm not that mean!
I'm not blushing, I was just rushing and forgot the sunscreen!
Boy: [laughs] "Your smile is really cute, though."
You'll never see it from underneath my pigtails!
Boy: [sigh] "Alright. I just wanted to let you know."
Girl: "Uh-um hey..."
Boy: "Are you okay?"
Girl: "Yeah well heheh."
[Middle-Eight 2: Amree & Static-P]
Hey, hey are you free-free today?
Oh ho ho. Why do you want to know?
It's not like I like you okay!
Alright cool, where do you want to go?
[Bridge 1: Static-P]
We could rent a boat and sail
Find a bunny and
Feed it some juicy kale
Girl:
Okay well how about a;
Classy dinner by candlelight
Or scary stories til midnight
So then I could hold you tight
Ba da ba da ba
Girl:
[Bridge 2: Amree]
Ooookay I think you're a little dense
I really don't like all of this talk
You have in the present tense
Ba ba da ba da
So listen here, buddy
It's all just a big fantasy
You see inside of your head! No!
So just say goodbye!
Boy: [sigh] "Eh-whatever."
Ba ba da ba da!
[Chorus 3: Amree & Static-P]
I'm not a Dere
A Tsun-Tsundere. (My girl's a Dere a Tsun-Tsundere)
Girl: "Pffffft You wouldn't even know what to bring."
Oh, come on, will you please just say yes!