suck a dick

The story about diccheads

There was once a dickhead called (insert name)
One day they went to a cliff and fell off it.
They died.
The End.

You ate ur mum piss and now u have cholera I think u turned into an unsexy version of shrek and you think that you can b him but the truth is that you'll never achieve ur dreams because I fucked ur mum so now I'm lonely and you know u can never b able to b such a legend as shrek because we all humans die in the end

- waren caspian ahab Poseidon nicodemius waterson III bitch