After My bitch Isaiah fuckin leaves me. I went to New York crypt walking like my idol Blueface, and let me tell you, bitches dig that shit, there's this one ugly woman named Gianna, she's famous for sharing terrible photos on Instagram. My boy Dax was with me, he got jealous when all the girls were touching my big, hard, leather jacket from Kmart.
Gianna pulled up and said, "Hey, you wanna feast on my ass like you do with turkey on thanksgiving and open my ass like a tik tok"
And I replied, "hell no, I'm try'na get a happy meal from Wendy's".
So went to Wendy's, I got head in the bathroom, Ooh, yeah, that shit slapped harder than when I stick my dick in a blender.
1 year later, she tells me, she has a kid.
I'm like, "oh shit, I should've pulled out"
Then Gianna tells me, "It's not yours"
"It's Dax's"
Then Dax came out of nowhere, I haven't seen him in years, he shouts
"ITS DAX!"
To be continued
