After the cheeks been clapped, I went to Wawa and ordered the pussy, but then when the waitress denied my order, I suddenly realized that my dick was fucking cold and I was like, "HOLY SHIT MY DICK IS FUKIN COLD!"
I ran out of the Wawa in embarrassment, without my fuckin pussy, when I was walking back to the crib, I checked to see if my pee pee turned green by taking a piss on someone's Lamborghini, when I decided to check on it, it was no where in sight. Holy shit, my fukin dick fell off.
I went back to the crib to tell my girl Isaiah the news, Isaiah fuckin left me because I was fuckin zero inches.
God damn. She slapped and clapped them cheeks for nothing.
To be Continued
