My Entitled Parents Stories

" LET MY CHILD HAVE YOUR KEYS!" (friends POV)

So, this is my friend, Myia's (Mah-Yee-Ah(hispanic name)) point of view. I gave her an hour to write her story- Here it is!
So, I was out with (original author) and another friend of ours. We went out to eat and everything, but then (original author) had to leave. We said goodbye, and she went to a doctors appointment. After eating, and shopping at Old Navy, it was just me and (other friend.) Let's call her Audrey. We decided that we needed to go Christmas shopping ( this was Christmas 2017) so we went to the mall, as that was the best shot. So we headed to the mall. But... Audrey got a text that we needed to go to a park to meet (original author) at a park. She had forgotten her Epi Pen in my car. So we pulled in and saw (original author) holding Cali. She had asked me to walk Cali really quick because of the doctors appointment, she would not be able to walk her anytime soon. I was walking Cali for about five minutes while (OG author) was calling her doctor. I was holding my keys, and a kid had come up to me and Cali. I knew it was to pet her, and I decided maybe Cali could deserve the affection of a child as she was not on duty. ( EM- Mom (bitch) EC- Child/ Boy, about 9yrs (Asshole))
EC- May I pet your dog, pretty please?
Me- Of course! You, know, she's actually a service dog, for that girl over there.
I just tried to interest him, and he almost answered, but...
EM- Hello. So... what breed of dog is this?
Me, Great Pyrenees. I'm pretty sure, but this isn't my dog. It's a service dog for that girl over there.
EC had been kneeling on the ground at the height of my hands.
Me and EM we're talking about Cali. EC reaches for my keys. I jerked my hand away.
EC- Pretty!
EM- Oh yeah those are some pretty keys aren't they?
Me- Oh yeah
They had one of those Micheal Jackson brand fuzz balls on them, it was black and white.
EM- He has just always liked keys, I guess
EC kept reaching for them, but I held them tight in my hand.
After talking about Cali for a long time, Service Dog, age everything, I SHIT YOU NOT, WORD FOR WORD THIS IS WHAT SHE FUCKING SAID
EM- So how much is she?
EC almost grasped my keys, so I kinda nudged him and laughed
EM didn't laugh back
EM- How much money? We have been looking for a dog like this for a long time.
I shook my head and got (original author) to come
Me- Hey, this girl wants to buy Cali and her child wants to steal my keys
OG author - Hey, that's my service dog. She's not for sale
EM- Give me the dog or give me the keys.
Me- What the hell?
EC gets a grip of my keys and plays with them
OG author- Give me my dog, asshole. ( Talking to EM, not me Lmao.)
OG author takes Cali and walks ( wheels) away.
I try to grab my keys back, but the kid jerks his hand away
EM- HIW DARE YOU TRY TO TAKE THOSE FROM MY LITTLE BOY? HE LOVES PLAYING WITH KEYS!
Me- THEY ARE MY KEYS AND I DON'T WANT MY CAR STOLEN?
EM- HE WON'T STEAL THEM!
Me- I DON'T GIVE A SHIT!
EC- MOMMY!
crying
EC- I WANNA KEEP THE KEYS.
Me- NO BITCH!
I grasp my keys, but pull to get the in my own hands
Me- Get the hell away from me bitch.
EC chased me, but Audrey jumped in( AU)
AU- I will and can call the police.
EM- No you can't little kid.
AU- Yes I can. And it's illegal to try and buy someone's property without them putting it up for sale.
EM- NO ITS NOT!
AU- You better get the fuck away bitch. Get out of this place and be a goddamn person.
We hopped in the car, OG author hopped in her car and off to Christmas shopping we went...