JakexReader (homestuck)

Buckets! Wut .-.

Eridan was scrambling to get off the floor and was trying to shake the bucket off his foot. He was blushing a royal shade of purple and struggling.

"Wweh...." (I had to x3)

"Hey! Woah! Eridan, stop!"

Ignoring your commands to halt Eridan turned around and tried getting the bucket off.

"Hey! Calm down! It's just a bucket!"

From hearing that Eridan's ears shot up to purple.

"Wwell I guess I shouldn't wworry about wwhat humans think. It's not like you knoww wwhat buckets are for anywway." Eridan said finally after coming to his senses, and getting the bucket off his foot.

"Well from your reaction of me seeing you with one...I don't think I really want to know...."

Eridan finished getting dressed, and then opened the door. He walked down the hallway and walked to the living room, where [F/N] had gone once Eridan got the bucket off his foot.

"Wwho's this landwweller...?" Eridan asked suspiciously.

"Calms down Ampora. He's not here to steall your magic." You said cooly.

Jake was still just sitting there beside you looking around and jumped when Eridan yelled,

"FOR THE LAST TIME MAGIC ISN'T REALLLLLL!!!"

"Well I say....." Jake said, looking as if Eridan stole the soul out of his body.

"Wwhat I wwas just lettin' you knoww."

"Wwell I was just coming her to talk to you for Sol." You said mocking him. "Sol said he saw you flirting with spider-8itch and is taking it really hard thinking you're replacing him, with her, as your kismesis." you explained.

"Wwe wweren't flirtin' wwe wwere just talkin' bout out old rivvalry. There's nothin' goin' on. Sol just needs to calm the glub dowwn, and trust me more."

"Yea, yea, yea~ Well I'm gonna go now, I'll just let Sol know so he will stop worrying about it. Cya fishdic."

You waved your hand very floppily not caring about him and pulled Jake along with you. Once you got back onto land Jake snaked his arm around your arm. You looked up and him and smiled.

"We gotta stop by Sol's first. I mean I have to you don't if you don't want to."

"It's alright [F/N], I actually like being around you." Jake said to you, smiling like there was no tomorrow.

You slightly blushed at the words said to you, and looked away. (Okay if you don't like her/your personality let me know in the comments what would make her/you better so it's not a stupid cliche otome game personality)

"Oh. Uh.. [F/N]?" Jake said as he looked at you, "What exactly are the quadrants? I mean i get that Sollux and Eridan are dating, but what does the whole quadrants mean?"

You looked up at him and then realized how he was confused. You're going to have to explain troll romance the same way Sollux explained to you.

"Oookkaayyy sooo let's just train your little mind in the subject of troll romance. So there is four quadrants. You already knew that though. Well theres a red qaudrant. That's the quadrant of matespritship. In human terms boyfriend/girlfriend. Then theres the pale quadrant. It is known as moirail. In human terms best friends."

Jake just gived you a look of amazement as you keep explaining.

"Then your third qaudrant is black romance. Also known as ones kismesis. In human terms it would be a relationship of hate but there is still some intimacy. Then your final quadrant is balance. It's called Auspatious. Basically you're the person balancing the relationship of two people that do not get along. Anddd that's about it for your lesson on troll love."

You looked up to see Jake looking at you in amazement. You never realized how green his eyes were. They were glistening like a thousand gems. Absolutely gorgeous. Especially with the way the sun hit them. It was like he put you under a spell just by looking into your eyes.

"Um [F/N], are you alright there? You seem to be intently staring at my face."

You shook your head, receding out of the daze you were just in.

"Huh? oh y-yea. I'm fine. I just can't get over your eyes. They're stunning. I- Oh gosh I just said that didn't I?" You face-palm and Jake chuckles at this.

"Why thank you [F/N] that's awfully sweet of you to say. I'm just happy you think so. Not everyday that I get compliments from someone as ravishing as you."

You blushed and looked at Jake once more and smiled.

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Okay guys so I haven't gotten a lot of reads yet but 18 is a start. Maybe Jake isn't as popular as he should be, or I'm not getting readers attention ^^' ehehehe well any advice would be great! :) I shall write more when I get le time to do so. I appreciate supporters so much! Thank you guys :D

~AliceM