Hey guys. so this is my first story...well Not really I thought since this is my fist time writing let's start with something simple. so I've decided to give you all a laugh and advice. in this.....my thingy I'm gonna give you guys some things to sa...
______________________________________________ Here's our first riddle ppl.Enjoy. What kind of key opens a banana? ______________________________________________
Cockney slang for telling lies is porkie pies. Everyone, at some point in their lives has been told a big porkie pie.
Whether it's a friend or a cheating partner, being betrayed by a liar is hurtful. When you are not a deceitful person it is shocking when someone lies to you because you just aren't expecting it.
Let the fibber know that you are well aware that they have lied to you by using one of my clever comebacks:
» I'm sorry, if you don't like my honesty in fairness I don't like your lies.
» The worst thing about being lied to is knowing that you weren't worth the truth.
» The deeper you dig your lying deceit hole, the further up your lying ass will have to climb out of it.
» Treat people how you would like to be treated. Karma is only a b***h if you are.
» Lies are lies big or small
» I respect how honest you appear while lying.
» You admitted that you lied, now you're offended that I don't believe you.
» People lie actions don't
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Oooh in that persons face. I hope you guys got some nice comebacks from me and that you guys will continue till the end.
Comment and vote, and if you want give suggestions on what comebacks you wan t me to do. Thanks. ______________________________________________ Kk we had our first riddle. I hope you guys actually thought about it and not cheated but if you didn't cheat then hooray. And the answer to out first riddle is..*drum roll*
A monkey!!!! Get it? Mon-KEY.ok
That's our answer if you got the answer correct plz say you did in the comment section and you'll get a special shout out from me. If you didn't get it. We still have a lot more so keep trying.
