PROMISE [Y.MIN]

PJM

[BONUS CHAPTER #2 FILLED WITH CRACKHEADEDNESS, IF YOU ARE ALLERGIC TO CRACKHEADEDNESS THEN BEWARE]

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YG: sHIT-

JM: hey! No cursing in front of the baby!

YG: baby? What baby?

JM:

JM: me

YG:

JM: I'm the baby

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JM: who the fU-

YG: language, babyboy.

JM: .... wHOM THE FUCK-

YG: bITCH NO

JM: HYPOCRITE

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JM: i looove cats! They're just so adorable i can just cuddle with them all day!

YG: meow.

JM:

YG: cuddle me.

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Yoongi: you okay, Jimin?

Jimin: yeah, just thinking.

Yoongi: about what?

Jimin: how to politely ask you to pin me against a wall.

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Yoongi: has anyone seen my hoodie?

Jimin: no

Yoongi: ...you're wearing it

Jimin: so what? Are you going to take it off me in the middle of the living room?

*Yoongi confidently walks towards Jimin*

Taehyung, getting in between them: cut the sexual tension,, you are nOT going to undress him in front of my eyes.

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Yoongi: looking delicious!

Jimin: ...me or the food?

Yoongi: both <3

Taehyung:

Taehyung: are you fucking kidding me

Taehyung:Really

Taehyung: Right in front of my fucking Panda Express