Naked -h.s.

Robbery

A/N Enjoy my little Jokers. ;)

YOUR MIND SHALL BE BLOWN.

"How does it work?"

"Like this." Said the man with red-orange hair and a black trench coat. He kicked the big glass windowpane in front of him, completely shattering all glass fragments, thus giving him a view of the large bank across from him. Most would think his appearance was rather frightening noting the frowning clown mask he wore, but they were all required to wear the masks.

He shoved a heavy iron rod with thick rope attached to it into a cable launcher and positioned it to the banks roof. With both hands gripping the cable launcher, he aimed and shot the iron rod across the skyscraper he was in, into the banks roof. Him and his partner quickly grabbed two duffle bags full of equipment and hooked their snap hooks onto the rope smoothly sliding across from their current standing onto the banks roof.

From the ground if any people had looked up it would've looked like two clowns zip-lining across buildings.

Meanwhile on the ground he waited. Doc stood for about 15 seconds at a cross walk, clown mask in hand, watching from above making sure Jolly and Sleepy get across their building onto the roof of the bank.

Everything had to be timed perfectly.

Doc waited until a grey van pulled up and swiftly got into the back seat hearing the van skid away before he could close the door.

"Three of a kind lets do this." Grumpy said, fixing his clown mask while trying to drive.

"That's it? Three guys?" Doc spoke.

"There are two on the roof, every guy is another share. We have five shares which is plenty." Said Grumpy, making Pouty nod in agreement in the backseat.

"Actually six shares. You can't forget the guy who planned the job." Happy said, in the passenger seat.

"Yeah whatever. The guy who planned this whole robbery thinks he can sit it out and still take a cut of our money, now I get why they call him The Joker..." Said Grumpy.

In the backseat Doc chuckled.

Up on the roof Jolly and Sleepy landed safely making sure their clown masks were still on. Sleepy opened up one of the equipment bags to grab a pair of wire cutters and other supplies as he unscrewed the banks control/access panel.

Making small talk while cutting the security system wires, sleepy asked, "So why do they call him The Joker?"

"Man I don't know, I heard he wears makeup." Jolly said.

"Makeup?" Sleepy said in disbelief still cutting wires.

"Yeah, ya know like uh, war paint...to scare people off and such." Jolly said his thick city accent coming through.

On the ground Doc got out of the car as it came to a stop and ran into the bank gun in his hand shooting at the roof Happy, Pouty, and Grumpy copying his actions.

"GET DOWN!" Grumpy screamed. Happy pointed his gun at all of the bank tellers.

"Put the money on the counter! Now!" Happy screamed firing his gun beside one of the bank tellers head making the people of the bank scream and fall to the ground covering their heads.

Up on the roof Sleepy was almost done cutting every system out of the access panel for the bank. Confusion swept through Sleepy as he watched the control panel's security go from "off" to "silence alarm" something that the banks had so when intruders broke in the bank tellers could press a button under their desk notifying the police without having to cause chaos throughout the bank's people.