The aftermath of the big orgy was unbelievable. Thanos would have cried in shock.
"Wowweeeee!" cheered Réjean, who was the least experienced of all of them.
"Wowweeeee is right," Big Chungus said happily. "Boy oh boy, I've never felt so erotic."
The terrible trio smiled in unison, thinking of the unforgettable experience that they had just had. They realized with satisfaction that this was the prime of their lives, and sex would be dope. Or something.
"So, what now?" asked Chungus, and their hearts fell simultaneously. Réjean and Adam knew they had to get back home–they had to leave Big Chungus.
"I..." Adam trailed off sadly.
"Wanna get Shamrock shakes and see a movie?" Chungus asked hopefully, unaware of the heartbreak he was about to feel.
"Oh, Chungy," Réjean said, stroking his big back. "We gotta go."
"Go?" Chungus asked, confused. "Where?"
"Home," Réjean said. "We are not from here, we have to go."
"Oh," Chungus said, disappointed. "Yeah, I mean, I've got homework and stuff–plus my girlfriend, you wouldn't know her, she goes to another school in Canada..."
"You have a wife and you're seventy-five," Adam said. "Look, it'll be okay..."
"NO IT WON'T!" Chungus wailed in the still night. "HOW CAN I RETURN TO A LIFE WITHOUT ORGIES?!"
"Tons of people never have orgies...be thankful that you got one," Réjean said.
"Will you forget me?" Chungus asked.
"Of course not," Adam and Réjean said together. "Never."
"Good," Chungus said, standing up. "Well...goodbye, chums."
"Goodbye," they said, and they disappeared.
As Chungus watched them walk into the sunset, he reached into his pouch, and pulled out a Mini Pop Kids CD.
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Adam Sandler x Oncle Réjean
SachbücherA tragic story of love and loss, set amidst the backdrop of the homophobic tendencies of the 60s, featuring a rugged, relatable protagonist, Oncle Réjean (Aller Retour), and his doomed love, Adam Sandler (Adam Sandler).
