Titanic x Lusitania

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by Cinnamon5Dragon

by Cinnamon5Dragon

Titanic enjoyed life in boat heaven. She'd mostly gotten over her sinking in 1912 and was glad humanity remembered her tragic sinking even as they were embroiled in a war. She liked watching other ships continue to perform duties even without her to join them. Recently, Germany had made a ship that stood out to her: Lusitania. He was hot, and I mean really hot (well, as hot as ships can be I guess), with his gently curved body and the red stripe across his bilge (that's the bottom of the ship, for those who don't know). He was so handsome, carrying so many passengers across the Atlantic. His purpose matched hers; the difference was, he didn't sink on his maiden voyage.

He did sink a few years later, though. He was shot down by a German U-boat and more than a thousand perished in his sinking. But that part doesn't matter. What matters is that he joined Titanic in boat heaven. He could finally see her as well as she could see him.

"Hello," he said when he saw her, cocking an eyebrow sexily (because ships get faces in boat heaven).

"Hello," Titanic responded, making a Lenny face. "New here?"

"Oh yes," he said as "Careless Whisper" played in the background. "I am very new."

"That's nice," Titanic said, suggestively wiggling her eyebrows.

"So," Lusitania said, "would you like to show me the riggings around here?"

"I would," Titanic sighed sexily.

Lusitania edged closer to Titanic. They made Lenny faces at each other and love was in the air. Cupid flew by and shot them in the stern, but neither noticed. Titanic threw herself at Lusitania and kissed him, and he kissed her back without hesitation. They kissed for a long time, until the other ships around them started puking from their unbridled show of passion. Lusitania finally pulled away, quickly schooling his face into a Lenny face. "Would you like me to take you someplace where we can be... alone?"

Titanic nodded wordlessly, and together they sailed into the sunset to make Lenny faces and be in love for the rest of boat eternity.

THE END.