Purple pickle

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You guys go back upstairs and see bless carrying a lot of toaster strudel 😂

Bless:TOASTER STRUDLEEEE

Sebastian:STFU!

he yells from his room

Bless:FUCK YOU 2 YOU OBONOMOUSE SON OF A BITCH

A/n
My big cousin calls me and my other cousins an "obonomouse "when were getting on his nerves so if your reading this.... SUCK MY NUN EXISTING 11icn DICK BABETT!! (That's his nick name if your wondering😂)

Any ways back to the story

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Issa:😂

Say:don't talk to him like that🧐

Bless:ok😂

This little part is so true
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Issa:why do you like my brother anyway he's ugly and dumb and rude and just eww
 
True part over😂lmao this is so accurate
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Say:cause he's daddy material

Issa:uhh no

Say:sureee

You all get in Issas bed and watch videos

A/n.

As I was writing this part I remembered when I was at a friends house this girl let's call her Holy water because I don't want to expose her anyways she said hey you guys let me search up something and when she gave the computer back it was on pornhub.com so we all decided why not yolo and she just kept saying type in this and type in that and she just kept wanting to watch girls and I said "miss me with that gay shit" and they all started laughing then when we were laying down I felt something on my leg I look under the covers and holy water is touching my thigh so I screamed and called my mom lets just say holy water goes with a girl called faith and that's the tea sis

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When we all of a sudden heard grunts so being the curious little ppl we are we decided to go check it out

Say:where do you think it's coming from

Bless:idk but I do know that I need toaster strudels to help me calm down😨

Issa:bless!can you stop thinking about toaster strudel for one second a-

She gets cut off by bless stuffing 3 toaster strudels down her throat

Issa:you know what you stay here cmon say

Say:😂ok

We walk down the hall and we hear that it's coming from daddy Sebastian's room then we hear a girls voice

Issa:OH HELL NAWW

She then busts his room door open and we see a daddy material boy with a 12ich purple pickle in a sock filled with lotion watch r-rated videos no virgin child should ever see

seb:AHHHH

say:don't look down don't look down

Your eyes go down

Say:OMFG ITS HUGE

Issa:SEB YOUR DISGUSTING

she then pushes me out of his room and we run back to her room and lock the door

Issa:I cannot unsee what I just saw

Bless:gwat tid Uu c

Bless try's to say but she can't because she's to busy stuffing her face with toaster strudel

Stay tuned💖

And I'm also gonna be updating my other story today!!!

Word count:513

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