Crackhead and edibles

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After the whole "purple pickle" incident you guys go to sleep and you wake up and you know how when you wake up at 12:689 and like just crave 36 ounces  of edibles that you get from the old man behind Starbucks ...no just me?ok anyways back to the story you go downstairs and since your mom dropped you off you didn't have a car and you didn't wanna


Order an uber and you didn't wanna wake bless and  Issa so you had no choice but to go back upstairs and asked "daddy💙🤤" aka Sebastian but you realized that your were in booty shorts that your 1st cousin neighbors dog owner house cleaner bought you for you 15th birthday you remembers it like it was yesterday

               :::::::Skip back in time:::::

14y year old says p.o.v: 💭

Before I woke up by my "hump me fuck me daddy better make me choke" alarm clock that rung exactly 3 times I got up brushes my beautiful white teeth and had to floss because of the braces that my mom forced me to get anyways I took a shower and started exploring my body then all of a sudden my tv said "everything is not what it seems" and I realized what it meant because all of the girls at my

At my school we're saying how they were going through puberty but my little tight kitty didn't have a hair on it and me being the bratty teen I was got mad got out of the shower slammed the door and put my beautiful blond hair in a sleck 90 degrees angle ponytail after that I grabbed the nearest orange champion hoodie that I could find that I got on a sale at night time when the sun came up anyways after I put on my champion hoodie I grabbed the nearest


Pair of tights that I could find I put on my banana yellow vans and left out of my pg13 room I walked past my drug addic dad as he stopped me while holding a bottle of lean in his hand and said "where the h e double hockey stick do you think your going" I quickly reapply my clear lip gloss and said "I'm out of the bitch" and I walked out of the house when I saw the perfect pair of booty shorts

                   End of p.o.v back to the story

Say:ehh it doesn't matter plus I'm thicc

I knocked on Sebastian's door and he answered it 

Sebastian:hey bbg what's up

Say:can I borrow your keys so I can get-

Sebastian:36 ounces of edibles from the old man that lives behind Starbucks?

Say:how did you know?

Sebastian:I just crave it at 12:689

Say:omg sameee

Sebastian:come on bbg lets go

Say:okkkk

You guys walk down stairs and go behind start bucks and meet the old man named coco

Coco:GANDBRIE DK

say:CUT THE BS COCO WE NEED EDIBLES

coco:wozawoza uwuwuw

Sebastian:fuck this

Sebastian grabs a orange from the back seat and coco gets scared because he is a crack head and doesn't know what real fruit is

Coco:OGGA BOOGA BOGGA

he gives you guys the edibles and you guys pay and coco sticks the money in his ear you guys pull off

    20mins in the car

Say:crackheads 🤦‍♀️

Sebastian:ikr one time he tried to lick my McDonald's

Say:damn

you guys go back home and eat the edibles and get high when Issa and bless come down stairs

Issa:whats are you guys eating

Bless:mmmm it smells good

Say&sebastion:DONT EAT THEM THOSE ARE EDIBLES

Issa:tf

Bless:damn ok

You guys get high when

Issa:TF IS THE JUUL BRO

SAY:VAPE BRO

SEBASTIAN:igotcuh

Bless:I have a toaster strudel flavored one

Say:fuck ya chicken strips

Sebastian:from the old tail mark when the sun rolls over I'm gonna..

All:RIDEEE TIL I CANT NO MORE

SAY:I GOT THE HORSES IN THE BACK

say:fuck I have a blueberry vape and a cherry JUUL

All:pass bro

Uwuwuwuwu

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