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After the whole "purple pickle" incident you guys go to sleep and you wake up and you know how when you wake up at 12:689 and like just crave 36 ounces of edibles that you get from the old man behind Starbucks ...no just me?ok anyways back to the story you go downstairs and since your mom dropped you off you didn't have a car and you didn't wanna
Order an uber and you didn't wanna wake bless and Issa so you had no choice but to go back upstairs and asked "daddy💙🤤" aka Sebastian but you realized that your were in booty shorts that your 1st cousin neighbors dog owner house cleaner bought you for you 15th birthday you remembers it like it was yesterday
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14y year old says p.o.v: 💭
Before I woke up by my "hump me fuck me daddy better make me choke" alarm clock that rung exactly 3 times I got up brushes my beautiful white teeth and had to floss because of the braces that my mom forced me to get anyways I took a shower and started exploring my body then all of a sudden my tv said "everything is not what it seems" and I realized what it meant because all of the girls at my
At my school we're saying how they were going through puberty but my little tight kitty didn't have a hair on it and me being the bratty teen I was got mad got out of the shower slammed the door and put my beautiful blond hair in a sleck 90 degrees angle ponytail after that I grabbed the nearest orange champion hoodie that I could find that I got on a sale at night time when the sun came up anyways after I put on my champion hoodie I grabbed the nearest
Pair of tights that I could find I put on my banana yellow vans and left out of my pg13 room I walked past my drug addic dad as he stopped me while holding a bottle of lean in his hand and said "where the h e double hockey stick do you think your going" I quickly reapply my clear lip gloss and said "I'm out of the bitch" and I walked out of the house when I saw the perfect pair of booty shorts
End of p.o.v back to the story
Say:ehh it doesn't matter plus I'm thicc
I knocked on Sebastian's door and he answered it
Sebastian:hey bbg what's up
Say:can I borrow your keys so I can get-
Sebastian:36 ounces of edibles from the old man that lives behind Starbucks?
Say:how did you know?
Sebastian:I just crave it at 12:689
Say:omg sameee
Sebastian:come on bbg lets go
Say:okkkk
You guys walk down stairs and go behind start bucks and meet the old man named coco
Coco:GANDBRIE DK
say:CUT THE BS COCO WE NEED EDIBLES
coco:wozawoza uwuwuw
Sebastian:fuck this
Sebastian grabs a orange from the back seat and coco gets scared because he is a crack head and doesn't know what real fruit is
Coco:OGGA BOOGA BOGGA
he gives you guys the edibles and you guys pay and coco sticks the money in his ear you guys pull off
20mins in the car
Say:crackheads 🤦♀️
Sebastian:ikr one time he tried to lick my McDonald's
Say:damn
you guys go back home and eat the edibles and get high when Issa and bless come down stairs
Issa:whats are you guys eating
Bless:mmmm it smells good
Say&sebastion:DONT EAT THEM THOSE ARE EDIBLES
Issa:tf
Bless:damn ok
You guys get high when
Issa:TF IS THE JUUL BRO
SAY:VAPE BRO
SEBASTIAN:igotcuh
Bless:I have a toaster strudel flavored one
Say:fuck ya chicken strips
Sebastian:from the old tail mark when the sun rolls over I'm gonna..
All:RIDEEE TIL I CANT NO MORE
SAY:I GOT THE HORSES IN THE BACK
say:fuck I have a blueberry vape and a cherry JUUL
All:pass bro
Uwuwuwuwu
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The Day I Fell In Love With My Best Friends Brother
RandomOk so like half of this stuff is true but like most of it is fake because I am under age sadly do not ask me how I know all of this stuff ummm yeah just read mmmayy😂💙💜