It was a cold night in the winter, everybody was having fun and I was in my room watching hentai with Belle Delphine but at the same time crying because my hamster ate big Chungus and died. Belle Delphine was also playing hit or miss by Mia Khalifa. Then out of nowhere, Shrek comes out of the wall. I was oddly turned on but continued so I shakily ask,
''What are you doing here??''
He stared at the for a few seconds then finally said,
''Go check yourself before you Shrek yourself!''
For a second I thought about it 'he's right I should go to a concert to calm down'.
''Your right Shrek I should just have some fun!'' I replied to his words.
I see him disintegrate into the wall, leaving me and Belle Delphine all alone in my room. I get out of my bed and put on my Naruto costume with a hentai hoodie under it. But I didn't bother to put on my shoes so I put ketchup instead. I do a Naruto style run down the stairs and leave my house unlocked. Then I continued to run to the concert 1000 miles away.
2562255362 hours later, I finally reach a concert that I heard was going on this week. Looking around the concert area I think of where I could buy my tickets. Then I see the one and only pewdiepie. I was really confused but ran after him anyway. I jump on him, making him drop his ticket, then I grab it and leave to the concert hall saying,
''Mr beast will yeet you.''
I find the nearest entrance and when I found it I went straight in then casually take a seat whilst sipping on my YeeYee juice 🤠.
Then suddenly, 100,000 roblox players come breaking in the arena. I am quite shocked but happy since the people performing stopped singing I play Pokemon go everyday, their singing was horrible. All the players said,
''I think motto motto likes you''
Then played mo bamba and sicko mode at full volume at the same time. I couldn't take it anymore. So I jumped out of my chair and did the e-girl dance dressed up as walluwigi. This was the best day of my life, I didn't think I would ever be happy after no but November. Then for some reason memelous was on top of all the players and t-series was being stepped on by all the roblox players.
Then it turns out that some of the players weren't roblox players but actually were minecraft players. Then I heard them playing mining away. All the weebs danced with me and were having a fun time. Then I say two people saying 'no homo (:'. Then I remember that Belle Delphine followed me to the concert so she also broke into the hall flexing on us with her new air pods. But she was kind enough to sell us hentai posters. Then she told us the news.. hentaiheaven has been shut down. We all cried for an hour then we all said,
''Oof''
The end (:
*rip hentaiheaven*
