If i'd had known (OHSHC Fanfic boyxboy) (Adopted)

Chapter 2

Huh? I don't remember falling asleep lay down...?

I open my eyes slightly as take in the foreign room. It was a large room, with sofas and tables and chairs everywhere. Huge windows took up large amounts of one wall, all holding a good view of the front gates and gardens. I was laying down on one of the many sofas. Slowly, i sat up and looked over there are others here. Over all, there were five people in the room with me: a blonde who was jumping around with excitement, a raven haired guy that was writing away in a black book, a brown haired girly-guy and a pair of gingers. Hang on... Aren't those last three from my class?

"...And so when class ended, the teacher asked us to look after him!" The twins seem to be telling a story to the blonde guy... I'm gonna call him sparkle. The next twin continued,

"--so we carried him to club with us. We couldn't just leave him asleep in the class, we'd be breaking our promise!"

"If he just so happens to join, it wouldn't be problem, right?" Sparkle seem to buy the story he was being sold. Sketchy creepy smiles were plastered all over their faces. Two new people walked in, one super tall with black hair and... A junior high kid?This place is getting weirder...

I yawned loudly. I was going to cough or something to get their attention, but this works to. The twins turned to face me, still holding that sketchy creepy smiles.

"Hey boss--"

"--He's awake."

Suddenly, the room seemed to fill with a blinding light and flower pertals. It would've be hilarious if i was allergic. When the light cleared, sparkle was stood - well sort of, he was knelt on one knee - infront of me..... Was that a rose in his hand?!?

"Welcome to the Ouran Highschool Host Club!" Talk about a well rehearsed line, Sparkle practically sang it! Is everyone here crazy!? "It's a pleasure to meet you, new student! I am Tamaki, The princely type! Over there,"he pointed to the late arrivals, "is Honey, the Boy Lolita type, and Mori who's the Strong, silent type!"

Next Sparkle -- 'Tamaki' pointed to the Bookworm, "That's Kyoya, the Cool type! The twins, Hikaru and Kaoru are the little devil type and finally Haruhi is the Natural type!" By now, Tamaki was stood properly and posing. "So! It's so great you decided to join!"

By this point, I draw the line. "No. I didn't join no club, especially some 'host' club. Nah, wrong guy." I get up to leave when Honey the junior high kid started tugging on my sleeve.

"What!?! You don't want to spend time with us?!?" This isn't fair. The kid is to freaking cute.

"Well.... No...? Not really...? ...W-wait don't start crying!" poop, he went running for the mountain named Mori. Well isn't this going well?

The two twins started walking towards me, chanting "join, join" over and over, the sketchy creepy smiles significantly worse. As i back up, I knock in to a table causing me, a tea set and flower vase to tumble to the ground. They gave a loud smashing sound and i swear i heard a crack when i landed on my tail...Oh not even the anime gods can save me now..

With a undertone of triumph, the oh-so-wonderful devil twins stated, "Now look what you've done!"

"You've gone and broken our favorite tea set!"

Then, a chilling voice next to me said, "That's going to cost you 15 million yen, Moya Saitō."

I'm so pooped.