If i'd had known (OHSHC Fanfic boyxboy) (Adopted)

Chapter 6

The thought whizzed around my head. My eyes almost as wide as a saucer as i watched the person besides me. He- wait, no she continued on without the slightest clue of my realization.

Haruhi? Female?

She faced her fellow ladies and charmed them so naturally with simple statement and smile that could melt steel. I was certain of it now. I was certain that the only sane guy in the host club.... was a cross dresser.

I turned to Haruhi and smiled with a new found respect.

... Not that she could notice, since she was talking to someone else and was turned away from me.

"-I hate to disturb, but i believe its time for the hosts to switch clients."

Taking that as my cue, i left. I can't mooch off Haruhi's calming aura forever. I turned to see my options of people to sit with. Let's see...

Tamaki. I could.... but he looks a bit busy sulking in a corner...? I don't think its safe to approech someone with their mood...

The living incarnation of fear and death itself? Nobody in the right mind would willingly approach the shadow king.... It would probably cost you to much...

That leaves the twins, huh...

As my curiosity had gotten the best of me, i looked over towards Hikaru and Kaoru. They were sat close together at a table, their guests sat on the opposite side. Kaoru was eating some ice cream that one of the ladies had given the twins to try. Without warning, Hikaru took a bite off the spoon befor Kaoru could eat off it, causing him to fake pout. The ladies seemed happy with there red faces, squeing away and holding back nose bleeds.

....There is no way i'm going near that.

With a long sigh as i sat down once again at my own quiet, lonely table.

My attention was drawn to the window. It would be nice to be outside, lay in the golden pools of sun. But alas, the sky was clouded over once again, it's light almost threatening rain. I yawned as i nuzzled into my arms . They were somehow already crossed comfortably on the table. I yawned quietly, and my eyelids fell shut.

(Time le skip)

I woke to see i hadn't moved much. The room was notably darker now and all evidence of the tropical paradise from before had vanished. Well, except for my outfit. As i raised my head, i could see outside had become darker to, the now clear sky is setting into a beautiful orangge with specks of shimmering crimson an violet.

...Clearly, some time had passed.

Lazily, i stood and walked towards the changing rooms. The guests were gone, so there was no need for my horrible outfit anymore. I glanced around in looking for the bag the twins had placed my school uniform in. I couldn't see it. I sighed and came to a stop. With a change of direction, i strolled over to Mori as he was the closest. He seemed to clearing up some plates off the table. I guess Honey had cake earlier.

Quietly, i cleared my throat. "Say, Mori, You wouldn't happen to know what those twins did to my uniform, would you?" He stood straight as i spoke, startled. He paused for a moment of thought, then picked up a paper bag from under a nearby table.

"Here."

I took the bag from him, nodded in thanks, then once again wandered into the changing rooms. It seems Mori is always a person of little words. At least he's quiet, i suppose.

Softly chuckling at my analysis, i began to change. One small debate in my head later, i decided against of putting the tie back on but instead tucked it into my blazer pocket. I had also decided to drape my blazer over my shoulder rather than wearing it.

Ahh, so much more comfortable...

I was about to leave the quiet space of the changing rooms, but through the door of the club room i could hear a interesting conversation, My tail slipped from my uniform and lifted into a question mark shape. Curiosity may killed the cat, but i think this one will be alright. I decided to linger outside the door a little longer.

"Hey boss, why don't you stop eating that commoners ramen and come over here to help us with party planning?"

"Does it really bother you that princess Kazuka had taken a liking to Haruhi?"

Oh i see, they were talking about a, some guest that liked to 'hop' between hosts. And she had hopped from Tamaki to Haruhi. They shouldn't talk about someone like she has some disease though. That's mean.

I once again put my hand ready to open the door, only to have a outburst from Tamaki freeze me in my tracks.

"Shut up! I couldn't care less! Ugh! I'm running out of patience! Haruhi! It time you started dressing like a girl!"

I took a sharp intake of breath. I was right! I removed the clip that held down my ears, so i could hear this loud and clear.

"....I don't understand how you can be so popular with the ladies, when you yourself are a lady! No one in this school knows the truth except those of us here!" And now me.... Heheheh... My tail flicked in triumph.

"Yeah she opted out if taking gym classes."

"And the attendance numbers are all mixed together so no one can tell."

Sounds like Tamaki had pulled out a heavy box. "That's enough Haruhi! Now listen to daddy! Daddy wants you to go back to how you looked before!" Haruhi had began to yell over the now balling Tamaki.

By this point, i had already stepped into the room, my ears had been quickly pinned back and my tail tucked away in my haste. However, no one had noticed until it was to late.

"Wow Haruhi, you looked so much cuter as a girl. You should have told me!" The host club, who happened to be surrounding a picture of a long haired Haruhi on the wall, turned to me in horror. Haruhi mind clicked as she realized that i didn't previously know. A lot of other mind clicked to the same conclusion. Both me and Haruhi began to laugh.

"I guess i knew there was something off about you. You were way to girly to be a guy!" Our chuckling continued. The host club sighed in relief at my reaction, and began to laugh awkwardly along with us.

.....I mean, i wouldn't tell the whole school that Haruhi is a girl, would i?