A young boy named Tyler was riding his bike. Out of the corner of his eye he spotted a strange clown following him. He speeds up but the clown teleports in front of him. Tyler isn't a normal boy but he is very hungry. In a fit of hunger he runs towards the clown ready to attack. It turns and runs for it's life. Unfortunately for the clown, Tyler can do very fast cartwheels.
The mother of the clown appears ready to fight back, unfortunately for her, Tyler is able is steal her dress and put it on. With no other options she flings her shoe at Tyler hopping to stop his advance. He eats the shoe with his arm pit. All the clowns can do is stare in fear and pray. He takes a step forward, magic teacup in hand. The clowns take a step back in fear. Tyler starts to run left but suddenly attacks from the right making the clowns fall.
He begins to eat his clown dinner but hears a very manly cry interrupting his meal. The source of the cry is Mr.Clean aka the father. He stares in fear as Tyler eats his wife and child. In order to makes him feel better, Tyler gives Mr.Clean the dress he was still wearing. Me.Clean cleans the dress but Tyler doesn't like that the smell of death is gone. He attacks Mr.Clean but Mr.Clean shakes his finger and says "Nuh Uh honey" and skirts away. Tyler stands in shock knowing someone can cartwheel faster then him but continues to eat the clowns. And they all lived happily ever after (except the clowns). The End.
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Friends are strange
RandomI'm sorry in advance, me and my friends were messing around writing stories. The stories were made by the two of us taking turns writing sentences. *highly edited* Enjoy