WeDontSuck - FF 1: Don't Block Me

Mansplaining

The sky was a soft peach color as the sun rose over a small rustic village nestled between large oaks and gorgeous shrubbery. In this village resided orcs and woodland elves of all kinds of sizes and with all different kinds of careers. Though everyone was well put together there were two young boys that stood out among the crowd-

"Billanthropist! Billanthropist! Wait up!" Shouts a smooth lavender skinned Wood Elf garbed in everything but pants and underwear, which left his partially erect member flopping about while he pushed around people going about their daily commute.

"Hurry it up, Raventhor! Before the pub closes, we must hurry y-...young lad!" Chuckles a monstrous orc with yellow skin like the gleaming sun, he as well has seemed to have lost his undergarments, though this boy was not garbed in anything else, only armor protecting his thighs and forearms.
Despite exposing themselves, no one seemed to care about the boy's frumpy erections. Though as they enter the mossy, earthy pub the stares begin to pile.

"Uh, Bill-..Billanthropist?"

"Yo?"

"Do you not feel everyone staring at us?" The wood elf murmured as he followed his friend to the pubs counter, sitting down on miniature stumps.

Does Bill just pay no mind to how people see him? Does he not have a care? Raventhor thinks to himself as he receives a drink. The two drink until a small female wood elf is heard complaining about the two and their nudeness, Rav gets Embarrassed and decides he's had enough as he yanks Billanthropist by his pony tail, leading him outside.

"Hey! Hey! Woah dog, what's all this about?" Billanthropist barks out, squirming from his friend's grip.

"I'm not trying to get arrested for being myself in a place that doesn't allow me, myself."

Abrupt stop- uh, hi, ian here. As im writing this alot of shit is going on and i feel incapable of finishing this. Im going to allow you, the reader, EXO fan, to finish this fan fiction. Who knows though, maybe ill make a come back.
Im sorry to disappoint, im sorry to the fans, to Gio, alot of yall. I just cant write anymore.

Im also completely serious too, you can take this whole thing i just wrote, make it your own thing... Be creative with what I've layed out.

Love you guys, stay gold.