they're basically imagines lmao
...them to dance and look out for shooting stars and hold hands while they're both wearing rings and i want them to make hot chocolate and open presents with each other on Christmas.
...them to be happy and alive and healthy and in love
...Pancho to make them toast for breakfast and be proud bc this time he didn't burn it
...Bedussey to help Pancho with his homework for the college classes he takes and to try and get Pancho to focus on his work but that's hard bc they just wanna kiss all the time
...them to Skype Bad Twin from their new house and Pancho keeps shouting things like Hey! Bad Twin! Look at my ring! Did you know he was gonna propose! Look, he has a ring too because we both proposed to each other yesterday! But look! Look at my ring!!!!! Look at our rings! We're gonna get fucking married!!!!! and he just starts crying about it again because he's so damn happy
...them to plan their wedding together and send out invites that say "Save the date!" and to pick out cake and flowers and plates and colors and i want Pancho to want to make Bad Twin help with the wedding plans
...them to order takeout and just sit on the couch and cuddle and watch movies together and i want them to have takeout the next morning because they had enough leftovers and Bedussey was too tired to cook
...them to go outside in the snow together and Bedussey has a sweater and Pancho has a scarf and goddamn mittens and i want them to have a snowball fight and they make snow angels and Pancho wants to do everything he wants to make a snowman and a fort and go sledding
...Bedussey to finally give in to Halloween and help Pancho make the house spooky and help him pick out candy for the trick or treaters
...them to go camping and be that one obnoxious campsite that's up talking all night really loudly
...them to invite Bad Twin over for Thanksgiving dinner at their new house and they have spaghetti and Bad Twin totally won't tell them but he kinda misses them a lot
...Bedussey to stop Pancho from doing something really really stupid like a risky photo op and Pancho is annoyed on the outside but is secretly really grateful that he talked him out of it
...them to go to the Grand Canyon like April and Andy did
...them to make stupid vines that aren't funny to anyone but them
...them to have water fights inside the house bc it's summer and it's hot out and it's just water, okay, Bedussey? and Pancho wants to get a pack of those balloons that are all different colors but he fills them up too much and breaks them all
...I want them to totally not understand snapchat and Pancho uses those weird filters and Bedussey hates taking selfies so he just takes pictures of the wall or his feet or something but pancho totally loves taking selfies
...them to go pick out a pet at the shelter and argue over what to name it
...them to be both terrified of that huge spider in the corner of the bedroom so they have to call Bad Twin to get rid of it and Bad Twin doesn't really mind going over to help them out bc he's so lonely all by himself
...them to try to share chore responsibilities together but Pancho's terrible and does it wrong so Bedussey does most of it himself and Pancho tries to make up for it by doing romantic stuff but mostly just kisses Bedussey on the nose or something while they pass by each other and Bedussey's carrying a basket of laundry or smthn
...them to make packaged brownies or something together and lick the batter off of each other's fingers
...them to kiss. all. the time. when they wake up, breakfast, before Bedussey goes to work/ Pancho goes to school, when they say hello on lunch break, when they say goodbye on lunch break, when they get home, while they make dinner, while they watch TV or movies, in bed, before they go to sleep. all the time and they never get tired of it ever
...them to lie awake at night wondering what it is about them that the other loves so much and just thinking of all the different reasons they love each other
...them to just look at the other in some mundane moment, just something ordinary, and just think "I love him so much. How the hell did I get this lucky"
...them to play "he loves me...he loves me not..." before they're a couple and pretend the flowers that ended with "he loves me not" never existed but Pancho totally does that with his green daises and Bedussey's taking out the trash or something and he's like "what are all these flower petals doing in here...?"
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It's Not A Side Effect Of The Cocaine, I Am Thinking It Must Be Love
Fanfiction"Bedussey!" I couldn't help it. It sounded like Pancho. It couldn't be Pancho. Pancho was dead, right? *** When Pancho, unfairly attractive train wreck coke addict, shows up on Bedussey's porch, undeniably not dead, Bedussey can't help but let him s...
