Lies Told by the Zodiac Signs

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Aries: "I'm not scared!"

Taurus: "I have no room for dessert!"

Gemini: "Don't worry, I won't tell anyone!"

Cancer: "I'm not upset!" *on the verge of tears*

Leo: "No, I'm not jealous!"

Virgo: "Oh, wow, that's so interesting!" *has already read a Wikipedia article a year ago about the topic and already knows more about it than you*

Libra: "You're my greatest friend!" *said this to 10+ people*

Scorpio: "I don't give a f*ck!"

Sagittarius: "Nah, nah, it's all legal!"

Capricorn: "I don't know!" *they do, they just don't care enough to explain*

Aquarius: "Sorry!" *not sorry*

Pisces: "I'm on my way!" *still in bed*

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