Zodiac Signs

The Signs in a Playground

Aries: "The slide hurts my a*s, I'm suing!"

Taurus: "This sand is not edible!"

Gemini: "Is it illegal to take pictures of these kids!?"

Cancer: *falls off the swings* "That's okay because I'm no p*ssy!"

Leo: "Beat it, kids, my turn next on the seesaw!" *fights kids*

Virgo: "Leo, they're, like, 10!"

Libra: *throws kids in the air* "F*ck, kids get money!"

Scorpio: "No dogs aloud in the park, hmm, Sag get out the park then!"

Sagittarius: *stabs Scorpio with ice cream cone* "Oops, I tripped!"

Capricorn: "There is no chill in this park!"

Aquarius: "I'm so proud of you Sag!"

Pisces: *swims in puddle because f*ck you*