Speedy: Who broke the coffee machine? I'm not mad, I just want to know.
Swift: I did, I broke it-
Speedy: No, no you didn't. Rod?
Rod: Don't look at me, look at Brody.
Brody: What? I didn't break it.
Rod: Huh? That's weird, how'd you even know that it was broken?
Brody: Because it's sitting right in front of us, broken.
Rod: Suspicious. . .
Brody: No, it's not!
Bea: Penny was the last one to use it.
Penny: Liar! I don't drink that crap!
Bea: Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Penny: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles, everyone knows that! Besides. . .I'M PENGUIN! PENGUINS NOT DRINK/EAT HOT THINGS!
Swift: Alright, let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Speedy
Speedy: No! Who broke it?
Rod: *Whispering to Speedy* Bea's been awfully quiet. . .
Bea: Really?!
Rod: Yeah, really!
*Everyone starts squabbling*
*Speedy Thinking:I broke it. . .I burned my wing so I punched it, I predict ten minutes from now, they'll be at each other's throats with war paint on their faces and a pig head on a stick*
Speedy: Good. . .It was getting a little chummy around here.
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HumorI know that idea is already very used but I wanted to do it in this series , it's very fun to do this. I will also be planning fanfics, fanarts, etc about this series since I like it. For now I will start with this :v Inspired by: @Dekubo Read her...
