"Mork, we need to talk."
"Alright, Mindy, but I'm a little busy upstairs." Mork looked up toward the attic.
"Mork, the last two days you've made me breakfast in bed, cleaned the entire apartment, and 'fixed' the car. You've re-tuned every violin in the music store, and you've given each of the houseplants haircuts. What are you up to?"
"I'm not up to anything."
"Yes, you are. Come on, what's going on? What are you doing?"
"Buttering you up."
"Buttering me up? Mork, the last time you said that, we had the FBI in the music store, a kidnapper in the apartment..."
"No, Mindy. It's not like that this time."
"Then what's going on?"
"What if I said that we have a child on the way?"
"Mork -"
"No, Mind, really."
"Mork you can't just -"
"Mindy! We do have a child coming!"
Realizing just how serious Mork was, Mindy began to get more suspicious.
"Mork, what've you done?"
"I haven't done anything, Mindy! Orson said -"
"Wait. Orson said? The child is an Orkan?"
"Yep."
"You're not kidding, are you?"
"Nope."
"Why? How? When?"
"Why, because she isn't functioning like a normal Orkan child should. How, flying egg, just like I did. When, any day, any minute even."
"Where is the child going to sleep? I mean, I don't really have a lot of room here as it is."
"Oh, no need to worry about that, Mind. I rearranged the attic so she'll have a up there."
"She. It's a girl?"
"That's what Orson said."
"What's -"
Suddenly a strange noise filled the air and the lights began to flicker.
"What's that?"
"I think she's here."

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