BIG CHUNGUS

CHAPTER 1 : CHUNGUS AWAKENS

OOOOOMMGMGMGGMGM

I JUST HAD THE SCARIEST DREAM

SO 

THIS GUY

FOLLOWED ME AND HE HAD A CLOWN COSTUME

AND A MACHETE

WHICH WAS MADE OUT OF PAPER

AND HE WAS GONNA DICE ME LIKE AN AVOCADO

OH YEAH I FORGOT TO INTRODUCE MYSELF

AND IF U DON'T LIKE HOW IM SPEAKING IN ALL CAPITAL LETTERS

DONT TELL ME, "OhhhhhHhHHHhhh BIG ChUngUSSSSSS UR SO ANNOYyYyyyINIggg"

CUZ NO!

IM THE BIGGEST CHUNGUS OUT THERE 

SO STOPITNOWHEHEHEHEHEHE

SO IF U WANNA HEAR THE REST OF MY DREAM,

VOTE THIS STORY

AND LOVE ME

WORSHIP ME LIKE JESUS

FEED ME AVOCADOS

QUOTE VINES FOR ME

HEHEHEEHEHHEH

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- omg guys that was painful but i cracked myself up and i feel so cool -

sorry about this, i have nothing else productive to do. 

<3 amanda <3