BIG CHUNGUS

CHAPTER 3 : FOOD NETWORK WITH CHUNGUS

HEY SO TODAY WE'RE MAKING GUAC WITH TOR-TILL-A CHIPS

OK

SO FIRST

U WANNA GET UR FRE SHAVOCA DO

AND SOME LEMON

OW

GOT IT IN MY EYE

WHATEVER

*LICKS EYE*

OW

OK

I FEEL LIKE GUY FIERI WOWOWOWO IM SO COOL

YA KNOW

NOW YOU WANNA ADD UR SALT AND PEPPER

PUT IT IN, 1 TABLESPOON EACH

TRY NOTT TO SNEEZE

*SNEZZES*

SORRY

OK WHAT WAS I SAYING....

GET YOUR PRE MADE ARTIFICIAL CORN TOR-TILL-A CHIPS

AND LICK THE SALT OFF OF THEM, MAKE EM SOGGY AND NICE AND LIMP AND FAT

FAT LIKE ME :(

OK STOP IT CHUNGUS UR GONNA LOSE SUBSCRIBERS AND FOLLOWERS AND SUPPORTERS ON SNAPCHAT

NOW CRUSH THEM UP

AND THROW EM  IN THE GUAC

MASH IT UP WITH UR BIG PAWS

AND THERE YOU HAVE IT

SIGNATURE BIG CHUNGUS SOGGY GUAC

YUMMMMM

THIS SHOULD BE ON FOOD NETWORK

GUY FIERI IS SHAKING