Quotes that seem like only crack heads would say...

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"I AM VINCENT PICASSO AND I ART GOOD"

"Bruh did you know that air always touches you no matter where you are"

"Braden if you kick me one more time I will kick your dick underwater"

"So the tea is that my ass is ThiCC"

One freshman: Hey jeana what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?

'Jeana': I don't know what?

Freshman: *starts making choking noises*
Jeana takes a moment to think...

Jeana: *slaps the kid* wtF

I will not bust down thotiana I will bust down for food

I didn't do my homework and I'm ready to die (legit almost every freshman)

Hey 10 bucks is 10 y'know?

Screw college boi imma be a free American and work at McDonald's

Some people do grow plants in their basement (was from a teacher)

U got the dead?

Son of a fidget spinner

Whoa who pissed in your cereal u hormonal shit

*spaces out for a bit*
* looks at the board*
Aw shet

I'm fine
*starts screaming at lunch for no reason*

UnO BiTCH

Hey~ *starts coughing violently* shEEt

I should do my homework.....*goes to watch anime instead*

I'm tired~
And I'm dead hello XP

Eisenhower more like Eisenwhore (this is the school I go too lol)

-3- and that's about it...I can't think of any more things that I or anyone else had said so I'll try my best to put more good ones in!

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