"I AM VINCENT PICASSO AND I ART GOOD"
"Bruh did you know that air always touches you no matter where you are"
"Braden if you kick me one more time I will kick your dick underwater"
"So the tea is that my ass is ThiCC"
One freshman: Hey jeana what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?
'Jeana': I don't know what?
Freshman: *starts making choking noises*
Jeana takes a moment to think...Jeana: *slaps the kid* wtF
I will not bust down thotiana I will bust down for food
I didn't do my homework and I'm ready to die (legit almost every freshman)
Hey 10 bucks is 10 y'know?
Screw college boi imma be a free American and work at McDonald's
Some people do grow plants in their basement (was from a teacher)
U got the dead?
Son of a fidget spinner
Whoa who pissed in your cereal u hormonal shit
*spaces out for a bit*
* looks at the board*
Aw shetI'm fine
*starts screaming at lunch for no reason*UnO BiTCH
Hey~ *starts coughing violently* shEEt
I should do my homework.....*goes to watch anime instead*
I'm tired~
And I'm dead hello XPEisenhower more like Eisenwhore (this is the school I go too lol)
-3- and that's about it...I can't think of any more things that I or anyone else had said so I'll try my best to put more good ones in!
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Quotes from a freshman...
HumorFreshman year is a different year. Your first year being a high school student. You always think of how to act to keep your self on good levels with your teachers....But not for this student! Ahhh sophomore year...wait isn't this book about freshman...