*procceds to eat a whole can of spaghetti-o's during online class*
"DOnT LoOk AT My PAJaMAS"
"I was late to class"
"I'm sure it was fine-"
"I MISSED CLASS BY A WHOLE HOUR!!"
"I'm in a call right now....yes it's muted...*sighs* NO I DONT KNOW WHERe THE BReAD WENT!!"
"She left me in the call alone with the teacher like how my dad left me 14 years ago"
"Take responsibility"
"So I have gym soon but I'm at home....what am I supposed to do??? Walk up and down the stairs 10 times?"
"You wanted to sit on the ground because you wanted to show your weeb wall"
*sips coffee during zoom class while playing an otome game*
"IM ILLeGAL SO HaH!"
"CaN I GeT A MC BacOnNnn"
*moans*
"Red was the imposter"
"I ran over a possum and screamed all the way to school"
*online friend says to lay low on the monster energy drinks*
*person that drank the monster and is shaking*
"What monster? I don't see any monster..."
"Dude you look dead"
"Ok now that we're outside some people can take off their masks"
*kid takes off mask and immediately sneezes*
"Oof"
"All I had for lunch was a monster and a pack of Hi-chew candy..."
"Bro if the possum is there again I'm going to cry"
"....I just killed a dead possum"
*drives to school listening to an anime song*
"If I breathe I can't see"
*teacher asks students in zoom call to type in chat to see if it works*
Student types: "I swear I was in electrical"
"ABCDEFG" *starts running in the halls*
"Me gusta whore"
"We serve them food so they can BACKFLIp"
"Oh my fucking god Mr. Gemini Just took a lap around the class room, then yelled at a kid about his mask and fucking dipped"
-so that's all I have now but I'll try my best to put more in when the time comes XD-
YOU ARE READING
Quotes from a freshman...
HumorFreshman year is a different year. Your first year being a high school student. You always think of how to act to keep your self on good levels with your teachers....But not for this student! Ahhh sophomore year...wait isn't this book about freshman...
