Eggman: "I came here to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog is a bitch ass motherfucker! He pissed on my fucking wife! That's right! He took his hedgehog quilly dick out and pissed on my fucking wife! He said his dick was 'this big030' and I said that's disgusting!"
"So I'm making a call out post on my Twitter.com: Shadow the hedgehog! You gotta small dick! It's the size of this walnut except way smaller! And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like!"
*Big explosion o-o*
Eggman: "That's right baby! All points, no quills, no pillows! Look at that! It looks like two balls and a bong! He fucked my wife, so guess what, I'm going to fuck the earth! That's right; this is what you get! MY SUPER LASER PISS!!!"
*LASER PISS GOES TO THE EARTH, BUT THEN CURVES AS EGGHEAD CHANGES HIS MIND*
"Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth, I'm gonna go higher; I'm pissing on the moon!!!!"
*Piss lands on the moon instead as Eggman laughs*
"HOW'D YA LIKE THAT OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT!!!"
"YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DROOOOOOOOOOOOPLLLLLLLLLLLLETSSSS HIT THE FUCKING EARTH. NOW GET OUTTA MY FUCKING SIGHT, BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO!"
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