The Problem with Swords and Magic ON HOLD

Prologue

Sigh...
...I hate annoying things ...

"So let me get this right, and please do hesitate to correct me if I'm wrong." Harrison sighed.

...Such as speaking to incompetent people who seem to have been born with a brain that lack the ability to think...

"You cheated on me with this made in China, wanna be ken doll who doesn't have a dollar to his name and you also robbed me of millions of dollars but this is my fault for not loving you enough?" He continued

...Who feel themselves infallible and think that they can do no wrong...

"Not only that but somehow in that tiny mind of yours you somehow managed to delude yourselves into thinking that you guys were important enough to cause me to kill you if I found out about your little cheaters' club so you decided to kill me first."

... People who feel themselves better than others when they have no known or unknown accomplishments to their names...

"Ha ha ha. You guys are simply the funniest little monkey I've ever had the displeasure of meeting." The humour in his voice sounded a bit dry and tasteless but none the less mocking.

...But somehow they always seem to find me and cause me these little hiccups that never cease to annoy me.

"This is it! I'm tired of you demeaning me. I'm not your toy, I'm a human being and I deserve happiness and love. I'm tired of you suffocating me. Yo-" Tiffany, Harrison's pet person shouted.

"Suffocating you?" Harrison interrupted. "Are you demented. Which part was suffocating? Was it the part where I found you being beaten to death by loan sharks you couldn't pay back due to your failed plans and dreams or was it the part where you were on your knees begging me for help and even promised me your life in return for it or better yet was it when you spent months preparing yourself so that I could fuck you, going as far as crying when your little aphrodisiac didn't work? Was it suffocating then or did it only turn that way after you got a taste of a lifestyle you couldn't leave? The money, the fame, the fancy clothes and expensive trips. You truly are something daring to spout such shit through your mouth, your ass must be jealous but then again with how loose it is I'm pretty sure it's spouting some shit too."

"Stop! You know nothing about me and my ass isn't loose. You've never even touched me so how would you know and Chadwick isn't from China he's from Norway."

"I'm sorry it has to be like this but we love each other and you just can't be alive for us to happy. Just know that I never meant to hurt you."

"Stop right there if your planning to kill me I at least deserve better than the generic 'I never meant to her you' line." He looked at the two stupid, orange tanned retards that probably considered their love similar to that of Romeo and Juliet. With him being the family getting in the way of their love and them being star crossed lovers.

Delusional little shits

"You really think I give a shit if you care well just to be clear I don't. You may have cheated but do you think that you could have possibly cheated without my knowledge. Come on, seriously there is no excuse for your stupidity. Do you think I got rich by not monitoring the people I come in contact with or do you think that my drivers work for you and wouldn't say anything?"

"Did you think that the credit card bill wasn't paid by me or did you think I would miss the obvious signs of rough sex that you so obviously show."

"And the millions of dollars that you stole did you think it was untraceable.  Pu-lease I simply didn't care about that amount of chump change."

"If you had simply left after that you could have lived a great life with made in China over there. What was his name again Paul? No that wasn't it was Benjamin. Yea him but now that isn't possible you both have to stay here and be tortured to appease my rage."

"Better yet just die."

"Wha-"

Bang
Bang

"Good work boys. Now clean this shit up and send Carmen's body to his parents."

He probably will never remember Jason's name. Or was it Collin. Who cares anyway.

Due to the fact that Harrison turned to leave as soon as he planted those bullets into those wastes of space and gave his order, he failed to notice the, should be dead but somehow ex Machina her way out of it, ex pet who promptly pulled out a gun from god knows where. Maybe she was that loose. Who knows?

"Harrison you bastard! die!!"

Bang Bang Bang

Three consecutive shots in the back from the whore I thought was already dead is how I left this world.

What kind of shit luck do I have to have for me to be killed by that waste of space? huh?

And where the fuck did she get a gun and where did she hide it?

It would have been better for me to have died by some retarded drunk driver. At least then I could leave the world with a piece of mind knowing that that person would be tortured endlessly by my subordinates but this little bitch is already bleeding out even if they try to save him so that they can torture him later it wouldn't work as this guy is as good as dead anyway.

Sigh...it's truly hard being me.

Those were my last thoughts before I faded into the darkness. my oldest friend and companion.

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