Eddsworld Headcanons [#2]

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This is just shitpost cause I haven't updated in awhile ;)

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Group chat be like

Ugly Red Bitch: Guys, I did a thing

UwUColaUwU: And that thing was?

Ugly Red Bitch: I stole skittles

Narcissistic Bastard: Oh

Harpoons Are Just Pointy Spoons: Can someone please kick him from the chat already?

Ugly Red Bitch: They totally ripped me off!!

Ugly Red Bitch: It was like lays chips, fucking empty!!

UwUColaUwU: That's what you get for stealing :/

Ugly Red Bitch: Stfu they still tasted good

Harpoons Are Just Pointy Spoons: Fuck, my parents are home, brb

UwUColaUwU: Stay safe, Tom! :0

Narcissistic Bastard: Wow, Tord didn't give a snarky response? I'm surprised!
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Ugly Red Bitch: HOLY SHIT I JUST GOT JUMPED! THEY WANTED MY SKITTLES!!!

UwUColaUwU: OMG ARE YOU OKAY???

Ugly Red Bitch: Yeah! I managed to escape!

UwUColaUwU: I'm glad ur safe! :D

Harpoons Are Just Pointy Spoons: Damn, I wish they properly jumped you smh

Narcissistic Bastard: Oh my, it's getting late! Well, good night everyone! :D

UwUColaUwU: Matts right, good night everyone!! >w<

Harpoons Are Just Pointy Spoons: Gn

Ugly Red Bitch: Good night, weirdos ;P

Harpoons Are Just Pointy Spoons: stfu
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