Sesame Street - Big Bird's Curly Wig

Chapter 1: Red Scarf

Big Bird enjoys walking his friends to and from the slave factories in town. 

Big Bird's bestestest best friend Elmo was shittin on a adult slave's head and slapped the little monkey's face. Big Bird laughed at the dying ape. Elmo spit in its eye and walked away. 

"Elmo wants to go to Big Bird's house."

"Ok Elmo. Big Bird and Elmo will have so much fun together."

Elmo and Big Bird walked down the street and decided to stop at the park.

"Elmo needs more childs for Elmo's show." Elmo and Big Bird spent the afternoon rounding up the childs and taking them back to the fun house to be branded.

After that stop, Elmo and Big Bird head over to Big Bird's house. Elmo walked in and made a scrumptious meal made out of the arteries of the adult slaves, seasoned with the brandingsof dead childs that Elmo replaced.

Big Bird used the birdies's room where Big Bird grabbed the lead pipe. Big Bird snuckered out of the birdies's room and behind Elmo. Big Bird linned the pipe up to Elmo's skull and, like a baseball player, knocked it out of the park.

The next day, Big Bird arrived at the adult slave factories to dispose of crippled workers, with Big Bird's new red scarf.