A Chance Meeting (1D)

Aussies - They're Just Weird

Hi guys! I'm so sorry I've been so slow with this update, I know I'm slack... Hope you like! Love you guys <3 xo

Chookyy :)

Nicola’s P.O.V

After waiting for what felt like forever to go see this girl sing, it was finally time to leave. Kate had been running around like a headless chook all this morning trying to find something to wear, I don’t even know why, she just ended up wearing her usual jeans and T-Shirt with converses. Although I should know better than to wonder about Kate, she’s always been a bit of psych like that.

I’d dressed basically the same as Kate in a yellow pair of jeans and a white shirt and a black pair of converses.

To say the least I was a little excited and wasn’t paying any attention to where we were meant to be going, which is always good when I’m supposed to be giving directions.

“Where am I supposed to be turning?” Kate asks.

“Um you may or may not have had to turn at the road we just drove past.”   I say.

“Nicola! Believe it or not you actually have to give the direction before we get to the road.” Kate cries exasperated.

“Really? I never would’ve guessed I actually have to give you directions Kate.” I reply sarcastically while she does a U-Turn.

“Well then why aren’t you giving them to me?” Kate asks.

“You know me, off with the fairies as usual.” I say while returning to my own thoughts.

I wonder what this Jenny girl will be like. I hope she’s nice, I like nice people. Nice people are nice. What? Of course nice people are nice- Nicola stop! I really do need to stop doing shit like this.

“Umm Nicola? We’re here…” Kate says looking at me like what the actual fuck? I must have been pulling my derp face again.

“Oh right! Yay this will be fun!” I laugh while jumping out of the car.

“Nicola you need to chill, it’s not actually that exciting…” Kate says trying to sound as though she didn’t give a shit about the fact that she had been invited by One Direction to an audition for their new supporting act.

“Kate don’t tell me you aren’t the least bit excited about spending time with the lover boy…” I say slyly.

“How many times to I have to tell you he is not my lov-“

“Hey guys!” The boys say interrupting Kate.

“Uh hi guys.” Kate says while looking just a bit startled. I had to laugh at her facial expression, she just glared.

“Hi home dogs.” I laugh. Oh how I love being awkward, it really does make my life whole.

“Really Nicola?” Hannah says.

“What don’t you like my vocabulary?” I mock being offended.

“Well your vocabulary consists of words that don’t actually exist. Seriously I swear Aussies just make up words as they go… Australia is the only English speaking country where you need a translator!” Niall says with a pained look on his face, the poor lad must have had a hard time in Australia.

“Now that is completely unfair, what do we say that you can’t understand?” I say, deadly serious.

“Well we were in an interview, all the boys were there so they’ll agree, and we were talking about another talk show host and the interviewer comes out with “The kangaroos are loose in his top paddock” meaning that he’s a bit crazy! How on earth is that meant to make sense?” Niall says exasperated.

“Yeah I get that, it’s like saying… okay so maybe there isn’t anything you could say for England, but it still makes sense.” I say defensively.

“I agree with Niall it is a weird place and you know when I say something’s weird, it’s weird!” Louis laughs. Oh hell to the no, Australia is not weird!

“You know what it is? you’re all just to slow to get anything we say.” I poke my tongue out at the boys.

“Yeah I don’t think so love… you know another thing you guys do is say the opposite to what you are really trying to say, like “gee it’s a lovely day isn’t it?” when it’s clearly not a lovely day!” Niall says sounding even more frustrated by our language. God is it gang up on Aussie day or what?!

“It’s called sarcasm Niall and I’ve heard you use it plenty of times.” Kate says jumping on the defence as well.

“Oh and you ask questions that obviously can’t be answered like “How heavy do you think that rain is?” How are we supposed to know?” Harry adds.

“Really Harry you’re going to join in to? All we mean by saying that is god the rains heavy.” I say defiantly.

“Well than why don’t you just say that?” Niall asks.

“Umm just coz… anyway I’m pretty sure we should be going to see this girl, wouldn’t wanna keep her waiting now would we?” I say. Much to my amusement all of the boys seemed to realise why they were standing out the front of an old theatre and rushed inside.

Waiting inside was a girl, Jenny I presume, who looked around our age, maybe a year younger, so 19-20ish? She wore shorts and a T-shirt that said Forever Young. Really bitch? A forever young T-shirt? Someone’s stuck in the fucking past. To tell you the truth I already didn’t like her, I mean what kind of person wears shorts in Ireland when it’s like freaking -20O outside? A slut I tell you! Okay so maybe I am a little judgemental but as Ginger Jesus’ disciple, I know when someone is a dirty hoe, it’s a gift.  

Louis must have been thinking something along the same lines as we shared a knowing look.

All of the boys greeted her with a hug, except for Louis who shook her hand, while Kate, Hannah and I just stood there kinda awkwardly until Louis came to the rescue. I swear this guy will forever be my saviour.

“Jenny this Kate, Hannah and Nicola.” Louis said. I gave her an awkward wave thing, while Hannah and Kate went and gave her a hug. I’ve always found it weird hugging a complete stranger, like why would you want to put your body up against someone you don’t even know? They could live in the sewers for all you know.

“Hannah’s my amazing girlfriend.” Harry piped in, putting an arm around her waist and bending down to give her a kiss. Aren’t they just the cutest?

“Kate and Nicola are just some Aussie backpackers we picked up off the side of the road.” Louis added. I slapped him.

“An abusive one at that.” Louis whined.

“So they’re not any of your girlfriends?” Jenny asked.

“Ahh no… why would it matter anyway?” Louis says a bit defensively.

“I don’t know I guess Nicola doesn’t seem like your type… I could see one of you with Kate…” Jenny says giving me the “You’re a worthless piece of shit” look. Yep, I definitely hate this bitch.

“Excuse me? What would you know about what type of girl I like?” Louis says before I could even open my mouth. I thanked god for Louis coz if I he wasn’t here I would definitely have said something I regretted.

“Okay! So how about we start the audition? Start whenever you’re ready.” Liam cried, trying to clean up the mess.

Jenny started to sing and much to my disgust she was good.

It looks like Jenny McFuck face will be sticking around for longer than I'm willing to have her.