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24 May 2018
Ney: So it's Japan..
Leo: Yeah.. that was his decision
Luis: I hate that decision
Leo: Me too, but we can't do anything about it.
Ney: Rakuten owned team..🤔 coincidence???
Luis: Hold your horses Sherlock. We don't need another one of your conspiracy theories.
Phil: Another one???
Leo: Plural yes.
Phil: Like what??
Luis: He is convinced Marc is not human🤦🏻♂️
Phil: Why?!?!?
Ney: He is not!! NO ONE IS THIS NICE AND PERFECT ALL THE TIME. He can't be.
Phil: Ummm.. I am afraid to ask.. but what do you think he is?!
Ney: An angel
Luis:🤦🏻♂️
Leo: 🤦🏻♂️
Leo: you had to ask.
Ney: I WILL PROVE IT ONE DAY
Phil: Everyday I find out new things about this man..
Phil: And to think I've known him the longest.
Luis: It's all those video games he keeps playing I tell you.
Leo: 😩 again with the video games. Luis.. let it go.
Phil: He got you killed one time in COD and you are still not over it!
Luis: WE WERE ON THE SAME TEAM!!
Ney: Or were we.
Luis: Oh bloody hell. YES WE WERE
Ney: Then why did I kill you?
Luis: You are seriously asking me this question?!
Phil: 😂😂
Luis: I can't.. Gotta go work out.
Ney: Speaking of you working out😂😂😂 what have you done to Geri lately?
Luis: What?
Ney:
Ney: What did you do to deserve this?
Luis: Nothing!
Ney: Are you sure?
Luis: Yes.. why am I still answering your stupid questions!?
Ney: Because you love me.
Luis: I don't love you that much. Bye.
Ney: Lies.
Phil: Not sure if bros or old married couple.
Leo: Phil.. don't.
Ney: Everytime you say that you remind me of Captain America.
Leo: What?
Ney: You know.. this
Phil:😂😂😂😂😂😂
Leo: Ohh.. I'm more of an Iron man kind of guy
Ney: So Luis is your Hulk.. I can picture it.. It makes sense
Ney: Don't make Luis Angry.. you won't like him when he's angry. It makes total sense!!!
Phil: So who would that make you??
Ney: oh me??.. I never thought about it.
Phil: Really? You're gonna sit there, right in front of me, smiling like an idiot, and say you never thought about this?!
Phil: You know I can see you right??
Ney: Okay fine.. since you asked.. I think I could be Spiderman..
Luis: You are more of a Loki.
Ney: Look who decided to join the conversation.. Why am I Loki?
Luis: Well.. It's simple actually. I have beaten you so many times in all kinds of games. And Hulk has beaten the living hell out of Loki which is exactly what will happen to you next time you send me a prank-link.
Phil: 😂😂😂Oh my God
Ney: Right..
Phil: Which will in turn make Geri, Thor.. cause he beat both your asses. Also he's Tall, Blond, Blue eyes, Handsome, basically a king in Barcelona.. yeah.. perfect fit.
Luis: 😒
Ney: 😒
Leo: I cannot believe this.. Phil, you actually made them agree on something 😂
Phil: Well would you look at that 😂
Leo: Truly a little magician..
Phil: aawwwhhh
Ney: I think I'm gonna be sick
Luis: So Strange..
Leo: What is?
Luis: No I meant Phil.. He's Strange.
Ney: I don't think he's strange. He's perfectly normal
Luis: 🤦🏻♂️ You idiot.. Dr. Strange.. both magicians and all that
Ney: oohhhh I don't see it.
Luis: Of course you don't. So who do you think he is?
Ney: I don't think there is one for Phil. Oh well
Luis: He is Strange. Because he is our magician.
Ney: Loki is a magician too.. why can't he be Loki and I can be Spiderman
Luis: Because Phil does not make me want to punch him every time he speaks
Phil: 😂😂
Ney: You love me just admit it
Leo:
Leo: We really have been talking about Superheroes for the past 30 minutes..
Ney: And yet you send a Stark gif..
Leo: It perfectly depicts my annoyance.
Luis: Sure.
Phil: So what did I end up being?
Leo: I think, you are Spiderman.. Because you don't have the Strange attitude you know. And Spider is a Tech-wizard.. And he's small..
Luis: It kinda makes sense.
Ney: Oh FFS!!
Luis: What is your problem
Ney: I wanted Spiderman. I clearly said it more than once
Luis: Well, you aren't a Spiderman
Ney: But Leo does not have a Tony Stark attitude and he got to be Tony Stark. Why can't I be Spiderman?!
Luis: Because you are not here. SPIDERMAN is Blaugrana.
Phil: 🙄
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MSNC GROUP CHAT
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