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Ney: Next thing I knew I had 5 people and an Ostrich chasing me through the streets of Paris. Suddenly Everything went black. I stopped in my tracks and turned around and there was nobody there. No one. Nothing. Pitch black.. And then it hit me..
Phil: That you're insane?
Ney: I said no interruptions!!
Phil: Sorry sorry.. Carry on.
Ney: A ball hit me on the head.. and then another one and 4 more.. and a loud noise burst out and black became white and I woke up.
Phil: 🤨🤨 What the hell?
Ney: What do you think it means???
Phil: Who ever told you I can interpret dreams?? You probably ate something you shouldn't have before you went to bed.
Luis: It probably means whatever was left of your brain disintegrated.
Ney: Who asked you I was talking to Phil.
Leo: Lay off the sugar kid.
Ney: But I.. how did you know??
Luis: you've gotta be kidding me..
24 January 2019
Phil: HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU! HAPPY BIRTHDAY LUISITO! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU! @Luis Deus abençoe sua vida mano🙏🏻💙
Luis: Thank you hermanito!!💙
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Leo: Happy Birthday viejito!!💙💙💙
Phil: You two are born exactly 5 months apart..
Luis: PHIL!! HOW HADN'T I NOTICE IT BEFORE?!?!?
Leo: hahaha great another thing to share.. 24.
Luis: 😂
Leo: But seriously it's been such a great pleasure to have you come into our lives. You and your beautiful family have become really special for us. We love you.
Luis: The pleasure and honor is all mine Lio. We love you guys too.
Leo: Here's to many more years and moments together viejo 🥂
Luis: Salud🥂 And I will see you all in a few to celebrate 🤗😁
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Ney: GORDITOOOOOOOOO!!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY MANO!!💙💙
Luis: Thanks manito🖤
Ney: 32.. wow that's old. Shouldn't you be in bed now?
Luis: How kind of you to remind me. Thanks. Bye
Ney: oh take a joke will you.. or are you too old for jokes now. Geri should be careful from now on. Wouldn't want you to get tired or worse..
Leo: Why do you do this..
Ney: I'm just teasing him.
Phil: You couldn't have gone one day without those snarky remarks?
Ney: It's like asking me to stop breathing.
Phil: 😒 It's really not that hard.
Luis: It's fine Phil. I can handle him
Ney: See. It's our thing. I say something. He says something back. It's a cycle. IT'S A TRADITION.
Phil: It's annoying
Ney: It's a tradition. But I really appreciate your unwanted input on this.
Luis: Do you even know what tradition means?
Ney: See @Phil just like that.
Luis: It's a serious question. Do you know what Tradition means?
Leo: I agree with Phil to be honest. It does feel tedious some times. Just a bit
Ney: It does??
Leo: Don't get me wrong it is entertaining most days
Ney: Alright then. We are keeping this tradition alive.
Luis: IT. IS. NOT. A. TRADITION.
Ney: WHY ARE YOU YELLING!!!
Phil: Now you both are
Ney: Stay out of it Philippe it's between gordo and I.
Phil: So annoying.. See you guys in a few. Not you Ney.
Luis: See you mano
Leo: I'm gonna go too. I left Mateo alone for too long.. I don't smell anything burning so that's a good sign.. See you later.
Luis: 😂😂😂 A hurricane that boy is
26 January 2019
Ney: Do you two coordinate your outfits every day before going out or what..
Phil: Who are you talking to dude?
Ney:
Phil: Oh. Okay 😂 They always are somehow..
Luis: We don't. We're just that in sync. You know, something like that happens when you spend a lot of time around someone.
Ney: Why didn't we have that?
Luis: Because in sync or not I would never think of pulling any of your "looks"
Ney: Because you can't
Leo: It's a special connection.
Luis: It really is.
Ney: But we also had a special connection.
Leo: Sure we did
Luis: But again, No chance in hell.
Leo: It was a fun night!
Luis: Yeah it was indeed. Great show and great company. Can't wait for the Messi Cirque! That is going to be amazing. 🙌🏻🙌🏻💙💙💙😁😁
Leo: Oh stop!😅🖤
Ney: Get a room you two.
Phil: What do Neymar and Bruce Banner have in common?
Luis: 🤔🤔
Phil: They both have a green side. And yours is showing right now @Ney
Leo: 😂
Luis: 😂😂😂 Good one Phil.
Ney: I'm blocking you till Copa America starts @Phil
Luis: Oh lighten up. It's just "teasing" take what you dish out
Ney: You hush. Go back to your mate.
Luis: My mate is here and so is my maté.
Ney: Just shut up. I'm gonna go back to my game now.
Luis: Feel better by the way manito🖤
Leo: Animo chaval💙
Phil: Get well soon meninho💚
Ney: Thanks a lot guys❤❤❤ I'll be okay.
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MSNC GROUP CHAT
HumorA whatsapp group chat created by Neymar, with Lionel Messi, Luis Suarez and Philippe Coutinho (featuring other FC Barcelona players) A series that strated on tumblr { https://www.tumblr.com/tagged/msnc-group-chat} and of which spun another group c...