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by grandmakill3rrr

<location: kinzie's suspiciously large house>

Kinzie: Do you want to watch Shrek 2?

Chase: But I haven't seen the first one.

Kinzie gently slides down the Shrek 2 DVD to reveal Shrek 1.

Chase: I lied you dirty hoe. I watched all the Shrek movies. I just didn't want to watch a movie. Lets go to the malllllllllll.

y/n: No because I don't want to thirdwheel you stupid fucking bitch.

Kinzie: Then text Anthony you shit head.

y/n: Oh you right.

Y/n texted Anthony and said:

y/n: hey hoe. do you want to go to the mall? jk u have no choice. ur coming with us.

Anthony: k

<location: The Horansville Mall>

THE SQUAD ROLLS UP TO TEH MALL AND BE'S LIKE "YUH"

The squad: yuh

They walked inside and noticed a bunch of children and wanted to literally hurt them. Children are annoying asf. Then they ran out because Tiagz stupid remix to "whO in ThE heLL pUt tHe muFFins in ThE freeZer" came on and it made them want to die.

They were walking to Forever 21 to buy some quirky t-shirts when they saw tiK tOlk stAr Noah Beck and James Charles making out in the middle of the mall😍.

The squad looks at each other in conFusion and walks away and continues their journey to Forever 21 lmao mami.

They walk in Forever 21 and shop for like 5 hours except for Anthony is nervous and nobody knows why except for y/n doesn't know why. (wtf)

After they done shopping they walk to the Boba place to get Boba because yes. They sat down and drank their Boba yay.

Then Anthony got up from his chair for some reason.

y/n: What are you doing?

Kinzie then pulls out a big poster from her coochie and then the room smells. She hands the poster to Anthony and he holds out towards y/n.

The poster reads: "CoMe To PrAm With Me you ugly Hoe???"

Then he drops the poster and then Chase pulls a speaker out of his back pocket and plays "Savage" by Megan Thee Stallion. Then he starts doing the stupid dance on Tik Tok. Then he says

"Pram?"

y/n is in tears of pure joy. She shakes her head vigorously and says

"Of course not (jk i silly)!"