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They are just this huge, big, serial killer family.
Slender kills people but he has to be home by 8 p.m to tuck Sally in or else she'll get salty.
Jeff killed most of his family and a lot more but he's still that asshole brother that you're forced to love but secretly do.
Ben haunts games and drives people to suicide but he also hogs the X-box and will fight you if you try to take it from him.
Brian has a split personality that kills people but is also a total sweetheart and will tease you but if it makes you sad then will feel bad.
Tim also has a split personality but people always call him a housewife even though he goes out on missions pretty often and then they go missing for a day or two.
Toby is the older brother who sometimes acts like they're 45 or 7. One minute he will be scolding you on how "you watch to much TV" then he'll be jumping off the walls with the controller in his mouth.
Jane is a burn victim with a burning hatred (no pun intended) for Jeff but also a mother figure and will fight you if anyone makes you cry because she cares about you damnit!
Clockwork gutted her family but is the badass cousin that people are probably kinda scared of.
Nina is the younger sister that nobody likes even though she is really nice but everyone holds a grudge against her from this one time she broke something of theirs.
Helen is the anti-social cousin that everybody teases about being to innocent because he never talks to anyone and doesn't know a lot of things about the outside world.
Judge Angels is the sister that is almost always at a party or trying to get someone to go to one with her. Since she was locked up a lot as a kid, she wants to experience as much of the outside world that she can.
The Puppeteer is the anti-social cousins boyfriend that everyone wonders how he got but they refuse to tell.
LJ is the weird uncle that nobody knows but just go with the flow because he knows them and they don't want to seem rude.
Liu is the cousin that basically has their life planned out on paper then something goes wrong and they have to restart all over again.

The Creepypastas are just one big terrifying family and you can pry this headcanon away from my cold dead hands.

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