Best Hamiltrash Book Of All Time.

2. Searee

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Shit is about to go down for real no joke tho.

Samuel seaspoon stood on his box thingie.

Samuel : Her'ye ppl my name is Samuel seafluff and I really don't wanna be here right now :').

Sammy seasmol started his speech thing.

Samuel : He'd not le rebel who REEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEE

Alexander Hamilface was in the droid with Aaron Burr and the other three.

Alexander : wtf is that noise fAm?

Burr : what animal makes that noise?

Alexander : shut up Aaron bald , no one asked you.

Samuel : EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Alexander : OMFG fAm that's it.

Alexander walked up to smol Sammy seasmol spoon.

Alexander : ......oh shit I forgot to take that body out of my kitchen.....

Anyway

Alexander pushed smol Sammy spoon man onto ze ground.

Alexander : wtf is this

Sammy smol seafluffy spoon dOoD was sad :(

Samuel : pls sthap

Alexander : lol no.

THEN OUT OF NOWHERE CAME KG3 AND KICKED ALEXANDER'S BUTT HOLE.

The end :)