Readers: **turns on tv**
TV: **static**
Announcer: I'm sorry to say that the show in question that you are currently looking for has been cancelled. Indefinitely.
Readers: 😱😱😱😱😨😡😡😡😡😡😤😤😤😦😧😞😣😫😖😭😭😭😭
Announcer: Hey, you!
Readers: Me?
Announcer: Yes, you! Has your favorite show ever been cancelled? I bet it has. Introducing the new, NEVER-DIE CHANNEL!!!!
Readers: What's that?
Announcer: It's the new channel where old, cancelled shows go and keep filming!
Readers: Cool!!
Announcer: it only costs $999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999.99 a month!!! Isn't that a great deal?!
Readers: NO!!
Announcer: order now, and we'll take off an extra .10% when you buy 2 subscriptions!!
Readers: Now that's a deal!
Announcer: Order now! (Warning, watching this much tv will cause: bad puns, lame book writing, and potentially DEATH!!)
Readers: Wait, what? Aww man, I just ordered!!
Announcer: Too late now SUCKERS!!!!
And this is why we never watch too much tv. THIS IS WHY WE GO ON WATPAD!!!!!
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TRUE RANDOMNESS
De TodoThis is a book of wired stuff that just goes on in my head. It is very random and many of you may find it funny, while I find it very serious. Now humanoids, I give you the book of... TRUE RANDOMNESS!!!!! PLEASE REMEMBER TO COMMENT, VOTE, AND FOLLOW...
