I woke up as my angry stepmum yeeted me into the shower "CLEAN YOURSELF YOU DIRTY COOCHIE STANKIN THOT" as she walked out I get into the shower and squirted half a bottle of TRESemmé nourish and renew shampoo that I stole from Tesco because I have no money since my stepmum wastes it on cardboard cut outs of George Salazar and salad cream. I finished in the shower and stepped out, walking to my room. I dried my hair and put my brown greasy locks into a tight pony tail and stared at the ominious cardboard cut out of george in the corner of my room . I quickly got changed into my be more chill merch as it's all my step mum buys me. She walked into my room and began shouting "IM SELLING YOU BECAUSE YOUR A STINKY BITCH AND I NEED MORE CARDBOARD CUT OUTS OF GEROGE SALAZAR!" She grabbed my ponytail and threw me down the stairs. I landed on some Walmart quality shoes. Wait ... these weren't Walmart shoes .... THESE WERE GUCCI. I looked up to see a crusty looking homo staring down at me in disgust. "Is this the broadway nerd." The man said. His voice was very squeaky and he sounded a little similar to a ferret. My step mum nodded and the homo picked me up by my pony tail and handed my step mum money. He dragged me out the house by my ponytail and yeeted me into his bright pink 2004 Ford Focus with a hefty exhaust pipe on the back. This man was hard core.
END OF PART 1
- what's up fuckers i made a piss take story
