I want to be a cowboy {short story}

Chapter 1: I want to be a cowboy

                        Ima be a cowboy baby
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Take long strolls on the rodeo track.
With my long rope twirling in the dusty air lightly tapping my brown dusted cowboy hat.
Yelling "yee haw" out into the wild letting my strong masculine country voiced accent be carried away by the wind.
My Horse slowly trotting beside me with its dusty fur lightly swaying from the strong air, eyes slightly squinted as the dirt flew all around creating a dust cloud around us.
"Nay" my horse gently neighed.
"Yee haw" I said in response
I squinted my eyes a bit, looking out into the far distance. Only dirt and dead grass surrounding us as we slowly walked, trying to get back to civilization.
*gasp* "dolly I think I see sum" I gently screamed at the horse.
"Nay" the horse gently screamed back.
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I grabbed the grey saddle and put in on the horse, "let's go girl. We're getting out of this joint" I said in excitement.
"Nayyy" the horse smiled.
"Stop" I said.
"watch me whip whip watch me nay nay okay" replied the horse (An: my friend helped me write the next few sentences)
"Dolly, I didn't know you had it in you" I said In surprise
the horse smirked in response. *whips and nay nays*
"Dolly..." I said In nervousness. *thinks to myself* why am I feeling like this.
"this is quickly turning into a porno" whispered someone from the audience.
"Quiet in the audience please" the directors assistant screamed.
A hush fell over the crowd.
                      ~a few hours later~
*Credits start rolling, with the horses oddly loud nays in the background*
"I wonder what happened back there" the director said as he ended the movie. "Well we will never know" the cowboy smirked while looking the horse in the eyes.
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