Little Nate In The Shop

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//play the video from the begging to 0:54

5 year old Nate:*standing over a bunch of knocked over cans*

Shopkeeper: Nate! Must you destroy everything in my store

Nate: It was an accident,I swear it won't happen again!*does a scout salute*

Shopkeeper:mhm*takes out a book that saids Nate ledger*

Oh no not the Nate ledger!

Shopkeeper: Congratulations with this latest accident you owe $20.05

Oh man it's gonna take me like ten to work that off*starts acting dramatic* I'll be an old man by than

Shopkeeper:*sighs*please don't tell me you'll still be destroying my store ten years from now

*tilts his head* why are you so grumpy? Isn't there a Mrs.Bauman to keep you from getting lonely?

Mr.Bauman the shopkeeper: Lonely,well I was never the mo-NONE OF YOUR BEESWAX WHY WON'T YOU SHOP ONLINE!?

*hears Ben and Natalie's car beep outside* oh mom's already outside*runs off and waves* see ya later Mr.Bauman*leaves the store*

Mr.Bauman:*sighs* that always sounds like a threat...*hears evil music play as he watches Nate leave* and I really need to change my ringtone

-Being Denace The Menace

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