Random Villainous Stories

The Hole

If Dr. Flug Experiments were free for one day... And if he made a mistake. (Warning, OOC)

"Flug, do you know where I placed the best movie of all time?" Black Hat asked his scientist, Dr. Flug, from upstairs.

"The Vanishing?" Flug asked, yelling back.

"That's my favorite," Black Hat said, coming down the stairs leading to the lab.

"I'm pretty sure it fell in the hole." Flug said plainly.

"... What hol– OH MYSELF!" Black Hat interrupted himself. He saw that everything was in complete chaos, but that wasn't what made him shock. The thing was that all that chaos was in a hole.

"What is that!?" Black Hat asked his scientist, angrily.

"A hole." Flug said, stating the obvious.

"I can SEE that, how did it get here!?" Black Hat yelled. Flug flinched, but then relaxed.

"W-well, I woke up this morning... and there was a hole." Flug said plainly.

"Should we cover it up?" Demencia putted in.

"Oh, yeah, I covered it up with a rug... yeah, it fell into the hole." Flug said, taking a sip of his coffee. He was drinking coffee out of a straw.

"Did you call someone?" Black Hat asked.

"Yeah, I tried heros." Flug admitted.

"... Where are they?" Demencia asked.

"In the hole." Flug said, screwing on a bolt on a ray gun.

"Where's 5.0.5?" Demencia asked.

Flug just kept working, making everything more tense.

"Doctor, where's 5.0.5!?" Black Hat yelled. Usually he wouldn't care for that bear, but this was even weirding HIM out.

"He's working." Flug said, causing a little but of relief.

"Oh," Black Hat said, feeling stupid.

"Where is he working at?" Demencia smirked.

"Inside of the hole." Flug said, walking up to then with his mug in hand.

"HELL!" They both said.

"How deep even is that thing!?" Demencia asked. Black Hat snatched Flug's mug and dropped it into a hole. They never heard a sound.

"... That was my favorite mug..." Flug said, a single tear dripping down his bag, "Now it's in the hole."

"Do you even know what this is!? For all we could know, it leads into another universe, or it's a gateway to hell, or–" Demencia said, before being interrupted.

"Flug?" Black Hat asked, seeing the scientist isn't beside them anymore, "Flug!?" Demencia and Black Hat looked at the hole, wide eyes, Black Hat called out again, "FLUG!?"

"Hey, what's up? I got a snack." Flug said, coming down the stairs with a apple.

"FLUG, WILL YOU TAKE THIS A BIT MORE SERIOUSLY!?" Black Hat angrily yelled, before hearing Demencia screaming.

"WHAT IS THAT, OH MY LORD," Demencia wasn't even saying words as a hand came up and grabbed her leg. Flug pulled out the very same ray gun he was working on and started shooting with perfect accuracy, causing the hand to be cut off and kicked back into the hole by Demencia.

"WHAT WAS THAT!?" Demencia screamed.

"Hole person." Flug said, completely calm, unlike the other two. He threw his apple into the hole.

"Where did they come from!?" Flug gave Demencia a look, she sighed, "Right, the hole... Dude, how are you so calm about this?"

"I'd be more worry about the space octopus." Flug said.

"What space octopus?" Black Hat asked.

Suddenly, a tentacle blasted out a hole in the ceiling, and grabbed Demencia. She tried to fight the tentacle as she was pulled away from the room.

"... That one." Flug said. He had a new cup of coffee in his hand and he started to drink it through a straw.

"Oh, hey, The Vanishing." Flug said, holding up the movie he found on the floor. He then dropped it into the hole by accident. He looked up to see a enraged Black Hat.

"Oh, shi–"

( Skit by Tomska.)