My first time on Omegle (and my last)

why did i stay in the chat ???

*this convo was copied and pasted*

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: M

You: f

Stranger: What are you doing

You: nothing much

Stranger: How old are you

You: probably not old enough to be taking to you

Stranger: What makes you say that

Stranger: How old do you think I am

You: probably 16 to 23

Stranger: 22

You: yup got it

Stranger: So what about you

You: 14 my dude

Stranger: Darn. And here I was just looking for a hot girl

You: ik u started with M

You: gives u away

Stranger: I just want to be upfront.

You: well at least you didn't keep going after i told u my age

You: thats good

Stranger: Well I've at least got that going for me.

You: yes u do

Stranger: I've always wondered why 14 year old girls even come on here

You: we get really bored

You: and guys at our schools are fuckboys

Stranger: So you come on here and find horny guys older than you

You: no i come here to make fun of horny guys older then me

You: there is a large difference

Stranger: How's that going so far

You: judging by this convo pretty damn good

Stranger: Glad to be a source of entertainment

You: i just stops getting funny when they are actual pedos

Stranger: Isn't that all of them

You: basically yeah

You: ur ok tho i guess

Stranger: I guess they out themselves pretty quick

You: yeah i had to tell some 23 yr old guy the only thing he should be horny for is the holy bible

You: and I'm an aethiest

Stranger: You should read the Bible. Some of those chapters are pretty saucy

You: not in this minecraft server boi

Stranger: You're right. It's probably too intense for your innocent mind

You: who said i was innocent

Stranger: Well you're 14.

Stranger: How naughty could you be

You: i hate that word

You: but i know shit man

Stranger: Oh do you now

Stranger: Please share your wisdom

You: i had a tumblr account for years

You: thats all u need to know

Stranger: Tumblr is a real slutty place

You: my point exactly

You: they took the porn off

Stranger: That's why I just go to an actual porn site

You: i feel bad for my friend bc she has circle for internet so she can't go on pornhub

Stranger: I'm on pornhub right now. Great place

You: on pornhub whilst talking to a 14 yr old

Stranger: I was here already. Sounds like you're here as much as I am

You: this is day 2 in my excursion excuse u

Stranger: What do you watch

You: dora

You: im a fetus

You: or a christian woman named Doris who knows

Stranger: Haven't seen any of that

You: dora or doris

Stranger: I mostly watch lesbian stuff

You: relatable

Stranger: Are you a lesbian

You: no

You: i like confusing people

Stranger: How do you confuse them

You: i dress like a butch and dye my hair pink and listen to Tegan and Sarah

You: and flirt with everyone

Stranger: Do you have big boobs too

You: 14 my dude

You: and they are average

Stranger: So how much porn do you watch

You: depends, what is the healthy amount?

You: double it

Stranger: Me too. I spend hours jerking off

You: i do 'research'

Stranger: Oh what do you research

You: the human anatomy duh

You: i need to know everything

Stranger: But mostly you research big dicks

You: u caught me

Stranger: Ever conduct some experiments yourself

You: i wouldn't be very good at what i do if i hadn't

Stranger: Well I'm honored to help with your research

You: there is always a gap before you type and i honestly don't wanna know why

Stranger: Cause I'm jerking off

You: should i have put the don't wanna know part in bold?

Stranger: Well if you really didn't wanna know then why bring it up

You: damn I've been caught once again

Stranger: I assumed you knew I was stroking my hard dick while watching porn

You: that was descriptive

You: on a completely innocent note

You: my cat is making devil noises

Stranger: Maybe your cat senses your unclean thoughts

You: or she know ur a grown man jacking off to porn while talking to a minor

You: or both

Stranger: Well I assume someone like me is exactly what you were looking for

You: i thought i could fuck with you for am minute before u got mad and left the chat

You: but u have a sense of humor

 And the rest i keep to myself